I got a new Transformer in the mail today from Mr. Chris Ingledue, my favorite toy dealer in the whole wide world. Doubledealer owns, however one of his pieces' interior is caked with dried (and ancient) chocolate. God damned kids in the 80s mucking up my future possessions.
Anyway. We went to see Cabin Fever tonight. It was a decent enough movie, but not what...
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Anyway. We went to see Cabin Fever tonight. It was a decent enough movie, but not what...
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I have the best girlfriend ever. 
zombieshark:
oh yeah? well, i have the best internet girlfriend evar.
muahahahahahaha!
muahahahahahaha!
I haven't played a show in almost 4 months. I wonder if my fans remember I exist.
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fauxfoe39801:
ahh no i dont drive... so its doubtful!
zombieshark:
fuckin ay.. that's shit. you should start playing geetar yourself, i'm fucking horrible and most people don't know the difference, ahaha. it's good fun either way.
Transform and roll out.
Just a minute ago
I was on my way home
Am I dead or alive?
Someone tell me
Did he try to kill me?
Slow motion time
Why am I suddenly blind?
Am I dead or alive?
Bridge, broken to pieces
Bridge, shattered
Someone's dead and the river's red
Concrete shoes as I run towards the sidewalk
Crowd scene.
If I could have reacted a...
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I was on my way home
Am I dead or alive?
Someone tell me
Did he try to kill me?
Slow motion time
Why am I suddenly blind?
Am I dead or alive?
Bridge, broken to pieces
Bridge, shattered
Someone's dead and the river's red
Concrete shoes as I run towards the sidewalk
Crowd scene.
If I could have reacted a...
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I am both Krueger and Kennedy
Witnessing the shots she fired into me
Played out these emotions under scrutiny
Frame by frame, I make my own conspiracy
On a grassy knoll I think I'm wondering
How Lincoln figures into what's happening
And what it is that pulls her puppet strings
Suspect myself, I start a line of questioning
She didn't act alone
The footage never...
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Witnessing the shots she fired into me
Played out these emotions under scrutiny
Frame by frame, I make my own conspiracy
On a grassy knoll I think I'm wondering
How Lincoln figures into what's happening
And what it is that pulls her puppet strings
Suspect myself, I start a line of questioning
She didn't act alone
The footage never...
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zombieshark:
neither had i, then i was at the store last night.. low and behold, there it was.. so i got a green apple(new kind?) and an original.. and just sat on my couch eating it... not chewing, just eating.
tarbaby:
were you trying to be funny? for your information i have an intense fear of evil chicken men. now thanks to your comment 10 years of therapy are down the drain!!!
Hello.
Last week was really good. I made alot of money, including a moderate lottery win. First lottery ticket I have touched in more than 5 years (yes, I played alot in highschool. Nobody ever cards for scratchers) and I won. So that was neat.
I got a new Transformer, Fangry, and I thoroughly enjoy him. A rad addition to my collection, he currently...
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Last week was really good. I made alot of money, including a moderate lottery win. First lottery ticket I have touched in more than 5 years (yes, I played alot in highschool. Nobody ever cards for scratchers) and I won. So that was neat.
I got a new Transformer, Fangry, and I thoroughly enjoy him. A rad addition to my collection, he currently...
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fauxfoe39801:
yay for girlfriends! i just discovered this trick where i set my nipples on fire, its really fun, yay!
I got sick of my old pic. I like this one for some reason. I just snapped it off to show somebody how long and annoying my hair was getting, but I enjoy it.
I got two new Transformers today; that makes me happy. Apeface's gorilla mode is a little disappoint; it is poorly designed and makes it hard for him to stand up, he...
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I got two new Transformers today; that makes me happy. Apeface's gorilla mode is a little disappoint; it is poorly designed and makes it hard for him to stand up, he...
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fauxfoe39801:
yay! seriously? youll come?
tarbaby:
transformers....that's so fricking cute!!!
At 5:46 today, my beagle Denver, my best friend for the last 13 years...all of his life and more than half of mine...died. Today is the first day I've cried in a very long time. I buried him in the backyard. I'll miss him more than I can describe. I hope they take good care of him in Heaven.
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fauxfoe39801:
7 mins? you vermont weenie!
tarbaby:
haha! now i know your dirty little secret. you big nerd! 
Even though his evil schemes to take over always fell short
He did look bad-ass with that crown on his head in teh movie though!