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Sigh. This has not been my week. And it's only Tuesday.
zombieshark:
neither do i, but i'd really like to teach my car how to.
and kill it.
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The pen and the ink they stab straight through the heart
Draws on lines and the feelings will start
At the back of the knees and we'll watch through the holes
Strategically cut in your bathroom walls
WHILE YOU CHOKE
zombieshark:
it probably is, but i hadn't slept in 2 days and i was pretty friggin woeful.
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Transformers have taken over my life again. They've been an entertainment staple of mine for close to 20 years and they've recently pushed out almost everything else. I can't say I mind too much.
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I graduated from college yesterday. It was annoying and stressful, but good overall. For a portion of it, I was genuinely happy. My mother took a picture of me in which I am smiling a smile I've never seen myself exhibit. It was a real smile.

I need a new profile picture.
hollywoodrocks:
congrats on graduating.. that rocks..
Man, when you are genuinely happy.. It's gonna show from the inside out.. and when you feel like that everyone around you will notice it too.. so right on.. That's a really good thing
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You find fault in almost anyone.
You ruin almost everything.
zombieshark:
i'm really not sure what i did, if i figure it out i'll let you know heh.
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There's this homeless guy I walk by almost every single day
He seems so nice but people always turn away
One day I stood with him and we talked for awhile
He seemed happy but there was sadness in his smile
Shook my hand and he said "thank you very much.
Cuz sometimes conversation's just as good as a donation."
I didn't understand until he...
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zombieshark:
they love me? whoa..
seriously though.. i don't know, i guess i just left some posts they wanted to reply to.
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At work yesterday, this woman said to another customer "Excuse me, sir, do you work here?" He was like "uh, no." I said "I do, what can I help you with?" She looked me up and down and said "I'd rather he help me, he's much cuter than you."

Fuck you, jizzsponge. Fat, saggy middleaged women shouldn't be telling other people they're not attractive.
zombieshark:
nice, waffles are the bomb.

did you tell her she should die a horrible bleeding death?
thehood:
Yeah, sorry I didn't want to write "This is my post." I gotta have a shred of originality. And no, I just said I was sorry to hear that and walked away.
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We long for the ones who always get it right. And if you lift me up, you'll always let me down. You're five feet away, but you make it feel like fifty miles. You never gave me a moment's peace, just for the satisfaction of watching me break....down.
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zombieshark:
fuck yeah they do.
if only they hadn't horded up all the vaginas... damn them.
thehood:
Hahaha....yeah...vaginas