thehedgehog

Siv (10:03:07 AM): oh man did you ever listen to motely crue?
Siv (10:03:31 AM): vince neil is hilarious to watch after seeing him on the surreal life and knowing what a bloated fat corpse he becomes later
thehedgehog (10:03:44 AM): yeah, remember that story about how we used to ride around on our bikes and our big ass 80s boomboxes with playing cards flapping in the spokes blaring out G&R and "the crue"?
Siv (10:04:16 AM): hahahahaha
thehedgehog (10:04:20 AM): shout at the devil was like, required listening when i was about eight. nevermind i was in catholic school at the time.
Siv (10:04:23 AM): you're funny.
thehedgehog (10:04:38 AM): are we laughing at me or with me? ;-)
Siv (10:04:46 AM): who's the guitarist?
Siv (10:04:56 AM): i'm watching the dr. feelgood video
thehedgehog (10:05:00 AM): duhhhh! mick mars.
Siv (10:05:15 AM): there's a hilarious part where he like slows down the words and talks in this satan voice while the camera slo-mos
thehedgehog (10:05:15 AM): there was tommy lee, vince neil, mick mars and nikki sixx.
thehedgehog (10:07:16 AM): hahahahah
thehedgehog (10:07:21 AM): i got curious, and headed to their messageboard.
thehedgehog (10:07:39 AM): and something just frigging tickles me west of sunday about them having a "motley crue tech support" forum.
Siv (10:07:45 AM): bahhhhh!
Siv (10:07:50 AM): hahahaahha
thehedgehog (10:08:11 AM): SHOUT AT THE DEVILLLLLLLLLL.... if you require tech support.

thehedgehog (10:12:01 AM): i told you about how i met a fake nikkie sixx, right?
Siv (10:12:07 AM): no!
thehedgehog (10:12:15 AM): i think i still have the coctail napkin
thehedgehog (10:12:22 AM): okay back in internet samurai days, i'm at middle east in central square,
thehedgehog (10:12:33 AM): and this guy comes in with this massive jam bag of crap
thehedgehog (10:12:39 AM): and hoses up to the bar,
thehedgehog (10:12:49 AM): and starts going on about how he's nikkie sixx from the crue,
thehedgehog (10:13:02 AM): so i just kinda humored him and went along with it.
thehedgehog (10:13:08 AM): talking about the tour, etc. he gets really, really loud too, singing parts of the songs, getting the lyrics wrong, that kinda thing.
thehedgehog (10:13:25 AM): there were these bums that're always there at corner bar that i vaguely knew just from being there all the time, and so we all ate some crappy pasta they spanged up for;
thehedgehog (10:13:46 AM): and he was talking about how he fucked some chick beneeth the highway underpass on his way to the bar.
thehedgehog (10:13:57 AM): what highway underpass is even near there, i've no clue.
thehedgehog (10:14:03 AM): so at the end of the night, he insists on giving me his autograph on the bar napkin
thehedgehog (10:14:14 AM): complete with pentacles galore and all that.
thehedgehog (10:14:29 AM): it was almost better than meeting the real nikkie sixx really.
thehedgehog (10:14:35 AM): actually i'm certain it was.
Siv (10:14:30 AM): HAHAHA
Siv (10:14:32 AM): pentacles!
Siv (10:14:35 AM): that's hysterical
thehedgehog (10:14:56 AM): it was a weird evening. one of the other guys was this beatnick jazz musician guy
thehedgehog (10:15:12 AM): and we all just sat around eating rather suspect noodles and pounding crap beer while this guy frank and i chatted about tech stocks.
thehedgehog (10:15:19 AM): and nikkie talked about banging some girl under a bridge.
Siv (10:15:38 AM): did he spell it "nikkie?"
thehedgehog (10:15:43 AM): that's weird, i could have sworn i told you that story.
thehedgehog (10:15:43 AM): or nikki, or whatever the feck it is
thehedgehog (10:15:56 AM): he obviously knew about the band a little too much
thehedgehog (10:16:13 AM): but the real nikki's got shitloads of tattoos if i remember, and this guy had dick.
thehedgehog (10:16:39 AM): i'll find it and upload a pic of it
thehedgehog (10:16:46 AM): i think it's in that bin i just found
thehedgehog (10:16:49 AM): with the pictures and such
thehedgehog (10:17:32 AM): and then all will be right with the world.
Siv (10:17:38 AM): yay!