thehedgehog

i'm not sure why i equate diet soda with vampires. i just do.

download ze terribly silly lil song:
(as a zipped mp3)
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/sniffles/jk_diet_dracula.zip



and lyrics if you can't quite make out the words amidst all the screaching:

diet dracula

(nineteen-sevenny-five!)

drinkin' diet coke with count dracula
drinkin' diet coke with count dracula
la la la la la count dracula
drinkin' diet coke with count dracula

the plane, it flies down low
and rides off, across the tarmacula
they serve you, the diet coke;
but won't ever serve no dracula

and then santa comes in your house
and has the toys, all up in his sackula.
flippin' burgers with an oversized spatula,
sippin' diet cokes with count dracula

drinkin' diet coke with count dracula
drinkin' diet coke with count dracula
he asked if he could rub my backula
i said "hey that's fine, i like you count dracula"
he bit into the side of my faceula
he said "oh father christmas i just missed you love"
i said "that's okay, maybe you need glasses?"
he said "yeah, but not for my face."