theheathen

I had a dream today.

I was sitting in a talk show; nothing big, it was done in the host's home: big open space with desks covered with props and stuff. The walls were a medium blue. I don't know if I was a guest or just part of the peanut gallery but I was enjoying myself regardless.

I was sitting next to a girl, pretty in that neighborly, girl-next-door way with short, curly red hair. The host (whom I never looked at) persuaded her to insert a big brown dildo up her ass. The dildo doubled as a alarm clock, the pink tip that was the clock could be removed and locked back into place by moving up the foreskin. With a little lube and a little giggling she got the thing up there. She had a cute butt, too.



Later, somehow, it was my turn. I put the (or some other) dildo up my ass, put my pants back on and sat down. I could feel it up there but had little discomfort which surprised me. Twenty minutes later the girl asked how I going, I said fine and then she asked me in a playful sort of way, "did you cum in your pants, yet?". I say no then she get a happy look on her face and replies, "A guy that doesn't cum with a dildo in his ass for 20 minutes better get ready for me to marry 'em". Then she flicked my nose in a flirtatious way.

I smiled and that's when I woke up.