Damn fucking weekends. I hate them.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a student and had a regular 9-5 so I could enjoy the weekends. Instead I go to school all week, work a few of those days, and then get to close friday, saturday, sunday, and probably monday...
I am such a complainer.
On a lighter note, all is good. Had a great day yesterday. I had one of the funniest experiences of my life. Have you ever woke yourself up laughing?
I must have fallen asleep yesterday waiting for my girl to come over and I had a dream about Me, my girl, Jay, and Silent Bob being stuck in a hurricane. Dick and fart jokes all over the place and when the storm passed Jay thought it would be a great idea to swing on a downed line that was hanging over a tree branch. We all said it was a bad idea but he never listens. As he jumped off his perch and screamed "NOOOOOOOOCCCCCCHHHH" he flew across the sky like um....silent bob in mallrats. When he reached the end of the swinging projectory the wire recoiled and he began to fly back, at which time the wire snapped and he fell flat on his ass.
I was bent over laughing. Next thing I know the laughter from me standing outside was magically transformed into the laughter of me lying in my bed. In a seamless transition, I had managed to wake myself up laughing in my sleep, and continued to laugh once I had awakened. Totally odd and completely hilarious.
I apologize to anyone who might have just read that, it was completely out of line and has place in the minds of mandkind.
Lots of work to do and lots of CD's to play through in my head as I beat out the drums on the counter at work, whistle the guitars, and hum the lyrics. Human beatbox baby!!!!!
Keep on rockin'
-J
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a student and had a regular 9-5 so I could enjoy the weekends. Instead I go to school all week, work a few of those days, and then get to close friday, saturday, sunday, and probably monday...
I am such a complainer.
On a lighter note, all is good. Had a great day yesterday. I had one of the funniest experiences of my life. Have you ever woke yourself up laughing?
I must have fallen asleep yesterday waiting for my girl to come over and I had a dream about Me, my girl, Jay, and Silent Bob being stuck in a hurricane. Dick and fart jokes all over the place and when the storm passed Jay thought it would be a great idea to swing on a downed line that was hanging over a tree branch. We all said it was a bad idea but he never listens. As he jumped off his perch and screamed "NOOOOOOOOCCCCCCHHHH" he flew across the sky like um....silent bob in mallrats. When he reached the end of the swinging projectory the wire recoiled and he began to fly back, at which time the wire snapped and he fell flat on his ass.
I was bent over laughing. Next thing I know the laughter from me standing outside was magically transformed into the laughter of me lying in my bed. In a seamless transition, I had managed to wake myself up laughing in my sleep, and continued to laugh once I had awakened. Totally odd and completely hilarious.
I apologize to anyone who might have just read that, it was completely out of line and has place in the minds of mandkind.
Lots of work to do and lots of CD's to play through in my head as I beat out the drums on the counter at work, whistle the guitars, and hum the lyrics. Human beatbox baby!!!!!
Keep on rockin'
-J
It's not fiction. Although, I'm sure she was doing more than coke. I saw her 5 years later, she looked pretty good, but was dating some awful guy.
I majored in English for a couple years, and I never really think about grammar. Maybe that's a good thing.