Friday Jun 17, 2011

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SITUATION VACANT

Female required to fill the post of ''Crush''

the successful applicant will be used to operating 'words'

must have a working knowledge of conversation

be prepared to take part in late night hangs and online chats.

cuteness is a bonus.

please apply in writing with a current CV via inbox

(All applications will be vetted by the employer)
(top_cat is an equal opportunities employer)
(corrospondence MAY be entered into)
(the judges desicion is final)
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zaccone:
thanks for the birthday well wishes. Sorry for the late reply, but I still don't really have internet... so lame I know. >_< The lappy I ended up getting was an HP something or another, it has an i5 intel processor, 4 gigs of RAM, HDMI output, etc. It has lots of fancy bells and whistles and was at a reasonable price, I'm happy with it. biggrin

I hope you get lots of applicants for your vacant crush position. smile
tetrisbrokeme:
haha this is brilliant! like catflap, i wish to be on the judging panel.

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