Well as I had posted yesterday I was going to start a weekly column about random bull shit. And so I have started today. Most of it is just me ranting about random bull crap that either pisses me off or well i just felt like talking about.... I am not really sure how to get my Column out for people to see so for now it is just on here and on my MySpace until I figure out how to get it more exposure.... So if you like it tell your friends to read it. If you do not like it... I don't care but please do not fill my comments with negative feedback and all that but hell feel free to e-mail me and tell me what a moron I am that is fine. 
Weekly Rant Of A Tattooed Mad Man Volume 1!
Yes it is true... I have worked in retail of almost 14 years now. Those 14 years have shown me that humanity is doomed. Over the past 14 years I have seen the decline of American society. When I first started in Retail the words Please and Thank you seemed common place. Now I would be surprised if someone actually spoke. It seems most male shoppers have regressed so much spoken words have lost all meaning apparently. Most male shoppers will now just grunt at you like a cave man when you ask them "Will that be all today" or "Can I help you with anything" Now I can only assume they are not as dumb as cave men seeing as how they were able to put on their own shirt... And after talking to them that surprises me. Most of them even have the look of cave men... Unkept hair unshaved and well they smell like they haven't showered in days and at some point during those days they had shit themselves and just tried to cover the shit smell with some type of old spice.
Women on the other hand can't stop talking they will ask you a question and they have absolutely no interest in the answer because the minute you start to answer you are cut off with some story because the idiot wants to hear her own voice. So I have started answering questions with random strings of words just to see if they pick up on it and out of 10 women 10 women haven't even noticed "Is there somewhere that sells casino dice" one would ask and my response would be "The Mall purple alligator peanut butter" and half way through that string of words she would say "Well I need them because I do not think that..." And it is about this time that I have just stopped listening and gone into some coma like state in which I am just nodding my head and picturing this woman choking to death which is what brings that smile to my face"
And that brings us to the youth of today... And well they are all just doomed. Mainly because the women and men I spoke of above are the ones teaching these kids how to communicate and those kids are not even listening to their grunts or insane babble so they are even worse off... A kid will come to the counter and stare at you until you ask him what he wants and then he will point. No words no grunts just a blank look and a point. Now here is where the problem here lies... The schools do not teach communications anymore because they expect the parents at home to teach it and 90% of parents just do not care or have no communication skills of their own... the 10% that do are the one raising their kids right however those kids are turning bad because the other 90% is either tainting them or beating them to death. Or they are trying so hard to fit in with the other 90% they forget the good things thought to them.
America has been on the verge of collapse for quite a long time now. And it has never been more apparent as it is right now. While our futures rely on the youth you can pretty much guarantee that America will fall with their generation if it does not because of our own. Because our generation while better is not better by much. And every generation just gets worse. The gene pool is in bad need of a chlorine tablet but there is just no one willing to do it.
The question has been posed. Should you have to pass an IQ test before giving birth... YES! By all means. The world is overcrowded as it is and it is overcrowded with idiots. As a matter of fact they should give the IQ test and if you fail they should cut off your balls just to make sure you are not reproducing. And that is me being nice...
The other issue lies in the current state of things. George Bush claims that there is no such thing as Global warming while the Pentagon prepares for war to protect what little resources the US has left because Global warming has had such a negative effect on everything. Basically one hand of the government has no idea what the other is doing. And the man in charge is so under the control of big oil he refuses to open his eyes and get an opinion of his own. yet his reign of terror is almost over and elections are approaching and 4 new canidates are out trying to take over... And never have I felt more fucked. All 4 are idiots and all 4 could very well bring the downfall of the American Empire. I will go into more detail on this in a later issue of the Rant!
Now if you will excuse me I am going to go chew on a revolver
Weekly Rant Of A Tattooed Mad Man Volume 1!
Yes it is true... I have worked in retail of almost 14 years now. Those 14 years have shown me that humanity is doomed. Over the past 14 years I have seen the decline of American society. When I first started in Retail the words Please and Thank you seemed common place. Now I would be surprised if someone actually spoke. It seems most male shoppers have regressed so much spoken words have lost all meaning apparently. Most male shoppers will now just grunt at you like a cave man when you ask them "Will that be all today" or "Can I help you with anything" Now I can only assume they are not as dumb as cave men seeing as how they were able to put on their own shirt... And after talking to them that surprises me. Most of them even have the look of cave men... Unkept hair unshaved and well they smell like they haven't showered in days and at some point during those days they had shit themselves and just tried to cover the shit smell with some type of old spice.
Women on the other hand can't stop talking they will ask you a question and they have absolutely no interest in the answer because the minute you start to answer you are cut off with some story because the idiot wants to hear her own voice. So I have started answering questions with random strings of words just to see if they pick up on it and out of 10 women 10 women haven't even noticed "Is there somewhere that sells casino dice" one would ask and my response would be "The Mall purple alligator peanut butter" and half way through that string of words she would say "Well I need them because I do not think that..." And it is about this time that I have just stopped listening and gone into some coma like state in which I am just nodding my head and picturing this woman choking to death which is what brings that smile to my face"
And that brings us to the youth of today... And well they are all just doomed. Mainly because the women and men I spoke of above are the ones teaching these kids how to communicate and those kids are not even listening to their grunts or insane babble so they are even worse off... A kid will come to the counter and stare at you until you ask him what he wants and then he will point. No words no grunts just a blank look and a point. Now here is where the problem here lies... The schools do not teach communications anymore because they expect the parents at home to teach it and 90% of parents just do not care or have no communication skills of their own... the 10% that do are the one raising their kids right however those kids are turning bad because the other 90% is either tainting them or beating them to death. Or they are trying so hard to fit in with the other 90% they forget the good things thought to them.
America has been on the verge of collapse for quite a long time now. And it has never been more apparent as it is right now. While our futures rely on the youth you can pretty much guarantee that America will fall with their generation if it does not because of our own. Because our generation while better is not better by much. And every generation just gets worse. The gene pool is in bad need of a chlorine tablet but there is just no one willing to do it.
The question has been posed. Should you have to pass an IQ test before giving birth... YES! By all means. The world is overcrowded as it is and it is overcrowded with idiots. As a matter of fact they should give the IQ test and if you fail they should cut off your balls just to make sure you are not reproducing. And that is me being nice...
The other issue lies in the current state of things. George Bush claims that there is no such thing as Global warming while the Pentagon prepares for war to protect what little resources the US has left because Global warming has had such a negative effect on everything. Basically one hand of the government has no idea what the other is doing. And the man in charge is so under the control of big oil he refuses to open his eyes and get an opinion of his own. yet his reign of terror is almost over and elections are approaching and 4 new canidates are out trying to take over... And never have I felt more fucked. All 4 are idiots and all 4 could very well bring the downfall of the American Empire. I will go into more detail on this in a later issue of the Rant!
Now if you will excuse me I am going to go chew on a revolver
+1 except it should include personality b/c I know some book smart bastard would find a way around it and produce little inbred retards anyways