thegonzo

my roommate is in my room, not in my bed but on the futon with some chicky and i'm stuck with the couch. why do i gotta be the one with the cool shit to fuck on??? bah!

ever read the three bears? someone has been sleeping in my bed. i leave for 1 fucking week! spent 6 days in costa rica. did a bunch of wifferoo the first night, reef and dancing with sexy, and i mean sexy women the second, zip-lined and repelled down white water falls the next few, took insanely great pictures of rain forest trails, wildlife, monkeys, lizards,...
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ya gotta lesson to learn nowwwwwwwww, i'm the kiss of death

I only got a month membership here. Not sure if I want to renew it or not. I support the girls of course, but it's boring as all hell! WTF?

i'm drunk...again. got a few numbers at work that I will never call. Broke up a fight, watched a server fall and split his head open. Just from experience, I knew he had a concussion. He blacked out and his so-called friends took him home instead of calling an ambulance. I was asked to take his shift tomorrow. Another kid was crying at a table...
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Geez, meeting people is hard. Seems like everyone has all the friends they need. I am convinced that Ohio is killing me, and I'm thinking about getting together a nice portfolio, and trying to get into the Savannah School of Art & Design. I've recently dated like 6 or 7 girls, and to my dismay, none were really my type. I let a kid stay...
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new found love for tetris on a boring peach absolut screwdriver day... yeah, talk to me people!

got an a on my exam, of course cuz i'm a smart motherfucker. this chick asked me out, we had drinks, she blew me.

blah blah class exam blah

My fucking class was cancelled. It's 9:12 a.m. and I wish I was still in bed. Just had my 5 shots of espresso....overachiever...and I think I might pop. I don't want breakfast, still full from the shrimp, wings, steak, salad, potatoes, martinis I had at 11 last night.....overachiever. I'm a glutton for punishment. I have a new fire breathing trick I'm gonna do at work...
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I guess this is where i bitch, right? Well on my way to class and work this morning, i had to use e-brake, due to frozen and broken brake lines. Getting tattooed thursday, cant wait goddamnit. Some chick I met a few weeks ago came over and drank tequila with me last night, then danced nude on me while I sat on a futon in...
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