thefuneralof

What in the hell makes someone think that this movie needs to be re-done? I was alright when Carpenter threw around the idea, and then even alright when the guy that did devils backbone/hell boy was going to do it...but I just can't take this...There is no reason at all for this...

Dear Hollywood,

Please stop fucking up movies that were done right the first time around. Come up with something new and stop dragging our hearts through the mudd, or I'm coming to kill your families.

Sincerly,

Steve.



Below is proof that god isn't real...

The Creature from the Black Lagoon

Plot: In the original a scientific expedition traveling up the Amazon River encounter a dangerous humanoid amphibious fish creature.

Cast: n/a

Director: Breck Eisner

Writer: Gary Ross

Official Site:

Release Date: 2007

Rating: n/a

HF Movie Score: n/a




UPDATES-

10/20/05-



Breck Eisner (right) will be directing the remake to Universals classic monster movie 'Creature from the Black Lagoon'. The original was about a scientific expedition searching for fossils along the Amazon River discover a prehistoric Gill-Man in the legendary Black Lagoon. The explorers capture the mysterious creature, but it breaks free. Eisner was the director who made his debut with the film Sahara.





"As a kid, I remember loving Jack Arnold's original version of this film, What I really want to do is update an iconic image from the '50s and bring in more of the sci-fi sensibility of 'Alien' or John Carpenter's 'The Thing." -Eisner