Saturday Aug 06, 2005

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We live in melodramatic times.

Incidentally, is there anything more depressing than the Current Events section of a modern-day bookstore? There are so many rows of hastily-written, 200-250 page books with giant print, huge margins, and a cover featuring a smug bastard under a title like THEYRE ALL AGAINST YOU: How Hollywood, the French, and the CIA Have Conspired to Pollute Your Precious Bodily Fluids and What You Can Do To Stop Them.



Meanwhile, TheFuckOffGirl remains a cheap drunk. One-and-a-half strong G&Ts into an evening spent watching Harry Potter DVDs, she cried out from her chair "I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE! Heeee."

I knew you'd all want to know.

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keith:
When I was a teenager, when Clinton was President, I used to think it was kind of sad that I was growing up in such boring, uneventful, and happy times. I thought all the exciting parts of history were done. Now I wish they were again.
melika:
yep, sounds like me.
i admit to being a cadbury 'glass and a 1/2' gilr.

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