thefuckoffkid

I've just had a birthday, as some of you very kindly acknowledged. Thank you all so much.

I am not sure I have anything profound to say in this update. That's been kind of an issue lately in general, as I am mostly absorbed with work, fighting fights, managing squabbles and tantrums, and battling for resources. It may be that the year ends well ... just lately, some of my battling seems to be paying off. But fuck me, it's been some work.

So anyway...

TheFuckOffGirl was cute today, on the way home, randomly starting up with:

"My love for you is grandiloquent and strange."

It led to:

"My love for you is hairy and has a beer belly."

And went from there, in all sorts of strange directions.

(Like, "My love for you is not particularly pleased with you right now.")

Since I normally go on about what I love about TheFuckOffGirl, here's some things, just for the record, I hate about TheFuckOffGirl.

1. She is absolutely immune to hangovers: she can drink copious amounts of wine, get drunk as a skunk, and feel absolutely no effect the next day -- in fact, she'll be ridiculously peppy.

2. She loves chilli waaaaaaaaaaaay too much. Example: favourite snack? Frozen chillies.

3. Chez FuckOff has two bathrooms (luxury!), so we have a his-and-hers, yet she still insists on using mine as often as possible.

This was not a hugely exciting update (surprise!) so I'll leave you with some Guided By Voices.