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thefuckoffkid

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Monday Apr 24, 2006

Apr 23, 2006
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How not to demonstrate gun safety.

Holding a Glock .40 pistol in the air, he told the children: "I am the only one here professional enough to handle this weapon."

Then there was a bang and he shot himself in the thigh. Only another round in his pocket stopped the bullet doing lethal damage. With admirable stoicism, Mr Paige continued his talk, although his previous confident swagger was replaced by a limp.



Video viewable here.

Ouch.

EDIT:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I am now back to being TFOK, after
- changing my name for no good reason to LordHotcrotch
- having Jibaili take my name
- then tracelement taking Jibali's name
- and so on.

At some point Jibaili became traceelement, trace was TFOK, then I think Elichrusos was TFOK, and we all had Jibaili's profile picture, including Steven, who had taken the name "MrShangai" (after a period where several people's profiles were featuring my infamous meerkats).

Is that all clear?

Witness the silliness here.

VIEW 25 of 77 COMMENTS
deadforhours:
Of course! I had my ticket within a week of them going on sale!
May 1, 2006
_liam_:
it be the way i think most of the time i guess wink
May 1, 2006

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