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I am Singing to You From My Room






Don't think that I'm going anywhere near that jacket thread if you're strafing my journal to see what sort of creepy wierdo I am...

Anyways... I roll with the punches when I jump off the train, so I don't stay up late and think about it.

Chairs.





Here is friday again. Probably will be keeping a low profile this weekend. There is a SGFL event this weekend I will dodge due to monitary concerns and what have you.

I picked up a copy of local tell-all paper Orlando Weekly today, which I only buy to scour the escort service ads and to read two comics, Clowntime Comics and Lulu Eightball.

Don't get me wrong, It's not as if I'm not the jerkface reading type, in fact you would (and it happens) trip over a book navigating my small cramped apartment. Anyways, this week's ish' includes a gigantic Adolf Hitler on the front with a poorly done photoshop of John Kerry in the audience... Page 13, on page 13, there's a blurb about gay marriage, couldn't find anything about Kerry in sight... I guess when you use hitler and the lure of another column by a cranky bitch boy to get people to pick up your weelky free magazine, times are tough.

You know it's going down hill when months after they cracked the case about 'feral cats', there is a huge front page devoted to 'why all the blimps?'... why indeed.



I often look up at the sky to make sure a part of mir isn't going to fall on me, or for a faint sign of a far off comet hellbent on destroying the earth lest the A-Team can retrofit that shitty van with a space rocket and bust it into the next galaxy.

Keep in mind that van has no make-out bed, no heart side windows, and the anoyance factor of Mr T. saying "jibba jabba" every other word, and of course, Murdoc. It's not going to happen.

So, we're doomed if a comet does come this way, or flesh eating bacteria, or getting hit by the planet's most obnoxious vehical which screams "KEY ME!" the Hummer.

S'more later

Fire has many practical uses, from roastin' smores to raining down on charlie. - Seymore Skinner