thefuckingdaddy

for maya

All of this is making me really sad... though I am but a bystander to the wreckage of lives. - mccarthy.


And fair,and the long year remembers you.

Edna St. Vincent Millay (18921950). Renascence and Other Poems. 1917.

(cut out all but the last line of this sonnet because it could be misconstrued, or unread, or both)



Okay... just to lighten the mood.

Most of the spam I get is about increasing the size of my ego shattering penis, or drugs to help me utilize my penis better, or drugs to make me forget about my penis alltogether. This crap however shows up in my email:



First off NO, I didn't make it lossy by shrinking it, what you see is what I got.

I'm no sucker for email-porn-spam, but even a crack addicted ape wouldn't click on this.

First, nice choice of font/font colours, Some sort of glow-stick green, and this sort of equally nauseating hot pink.

The only thing possibly readable is the name? of the site: Birthday 18.

Nothing says great 'erotica' if you will, with the necesity of "jokes, cartoons, and heaven forfend, weekly updates'...

You'll notice the part that says 100% Raw, which is in reference to the quality of the mspaint artiste.

It also either says, 100% Real, or 100% Rad... neither is a good sign.

Notice the puke-worthy frame around MOST of the "picture", aka clusterfuck of unreadable text and photoshoped clip art.

I think it says "Live Foods", but I can't be certain... reading the rest makes my eyes hurt, but one thing I'm sure of says "Live Scones" ??? those are NOT two e's...

Oh, About that Free VIP pass, oh baby, mark me down for a no. I'll check in with you a quarter after never.

Walk, Don't Run!