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The Best part of Breaking up....


It looks like it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad... I actually found this image searching simply for Bennifer... The Leopold and Loeb, Cheng & Eng, Elvis and Jesse of our day and age.

I get my news from MSN when I open it so I'm well schooled on things to make your guy purr, what a woman wants, celeb gosip, and quantum chromo dynamics (they just added that, cool ne?)...

The whole thing is, WHO CARES... MSN complains that they want their privacy, after a year of being force fed the Bennifer, It's like John Giorno said, "Generally speaking... Nobody loves you when you're down and out."

But now the Ben half is giving sloppy 5000th's to Paris Hilton, and I think the Jen half is doing another charity event with a gigantic rider that features a bunch of crap she'll never touch like chocolate covered moth balls (rider = true story, moth balls = exageration)....

Also, Ben has an anoying facial hair thing going on, its kind of like a V or something... thats not cool... why not go for the all over Kutcher kind of partially shaven thing... but Ben is a big guy, you know strong like bull.


Man, Rex Morgan MD, you got the perscription for the daily blues.

and then there is....


"Naomi Watts and Kate Hudson star in Le Divorce, now available on DVD. Hudson plays Isabel Walker, an American who visits her pregnant sister, Roxy, in Paris (Watts) the very day that Roxy's husband walks out on her, sparking a contentious divorce in the City of Lights."

France, Pregnant abandonded wife, stupidly portrayed Americans! Sounds like a rip roarin' good blockbuster night.... Kill Me Now!

France = not funny
Divorce = not funny
Single Mom = not funny

all these add up to NOT FUNNY.

im sorry, im cranky, I just found out they cancelled "Hello Larry"

--me.