thefuckingdaddy

Requiem For A Job



Well, It's been a few weeks now since I resigned from my spirit crushing job for an insane uninspired software company, with only one employee (me!), and my crazy fun to work with boss, who could respond to such phrases as "my dog just died" with a simple "snuh...".

I've compiled a list of jobs that may be suitable for me as I wait for something to magickally fall into my lap, as well as waiting for my last paycheck...

1. Rock Star
Pros: Showing your home town you were not the loser they thought you were while strutting yourself on stage.

Cons: Showing your home town you were the loser that they thought you were as you stagger into Betty Ford.

2. Brain Surgeon
Pros: Lots of pay for very little work, saving lives and whatnot, being called Doctor, without needing to be named Phil.

Cons: Too much school. Biology is hard. The brain is a mystery wrapt inside a riddle wrapt inside bone.

3. Conceptual Artist
Pros: Working out your anger by smearing peanut butter on yourself whilst crawling through a pile of glass, & reciting the lines from HMS Pinafore

Cons: Being pelted with broken glass and gobs of peanut butter by angry and unamused onlookers and passers by. Perpetual Shame.

4. Crack Whore
Pros: None
Cons: Early Grave. (possible Pro contender).

so there you have it... the horizons are wide and open and anything could happen... It's an exciting time to live, what with our nation in trillions of dollars of debt and a man behind the switch that makes Howdy Doody look like Linus Pauling. God Bless NORTH America!!1

--- Psy youth