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Here's the rundown:

Good:

I finally got a hold of the Union dude and he told that there's gonna be a training in the middle of September. He told me to call him this week for more details.

I finally gonna get a new phone!! Thank the Lord! Since I could no longer afford to kept my current one up and running, my mom is...
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starla:
Ooh. Hate that about to burst feeling! Good luck! Try eating a spicy tuna roll, works for me every time (by every time, I mean about 20% of the time, but they're so fuckin tasty)
starla:
I'm sure it was a typo, but i still like how you said "shotfun" in your journal.
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at least it's better than the Cha Cha Slide

My aunt's doing really good. Last month she had a tumor that caused her lung to collaspe and the doctors had to remove the entire lung. I thought she was gonna be crawling around on a cane and shit, but nope! She's the same ol' aunt, walking around like she's late for a meeting or something....
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freedomrave:
thank you very much for your complement . your should go back and take another look.. there is sooo much more
daven:
Man, I'm happy to hear that your Aunt is ok... she's a fucking trooper.
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a moment of zen:



jezel:
Ouch! I think I would rather be a nerd than weird. Ha! tongue I'm posting a new video as we, well as I speak. Bet you won't think I'm weird then wink
clio:
Can't get into them, I'm afraid. I like it more pretentious, haha. xxx
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naty:
wow pretty pic!!
salome:
Hot girl!!
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I got a question:

You ever tried to type up something and you wanna say so much shit that the electrical synapses in your brain are going haywire and it overloads?

Well, that's me ladies and gentlemen. A cranium packed with more crap than a spectic thank at a laxative junkie's house and no where to go.

Oh well, I'll just break it down one...
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burmilla:
it is good to keep the mind busy
haha
work is good, but I think I would prefer to be a rockstar! biggrin
burmilla:
if being a groupie at least gave some money..
hehehe
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Dude! You wouldn't believe what just happened to me!!

Ok. I was walking down the street, like, minding my own business and, like, I saw this UFO flying over me. And it beamed me up and the aliens were these hot chicks with big boobs and they gave me some intergalatic cocaine that can give all the knowledge in the world and I was like...
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jtemperance:
Man I feel like I just came down from the mothership. Things been good for you?
lostlucy:
what you up to baby?
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Hey I got some stuff. biggrin



This is probably the best bits George ever did. Not as far as humor, but just for the imagery. It definitely reminds of Bill Hicks(RIP).

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cairo:
I know, right? Right now I look like I just have some random allergic reaction, but in a week or two I'm going to look like a leper. Just in time for swimsuit season!
starla:
No, not beer, jello shooters.
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Seeing that I made my last post when dinosaurs walked the Earth, I felt obilgated to make a new one.

Soooooooooooooooooo.....

On the real, I would type up a lil ditty that'll sparkle your whimsy, probe your mind or tickle your funny bone. Truth is, I'm really hung over from drinking whiskey and beers, so I'll just give ya a lil musical something somethin.

Laterz...
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cairo:
kiss
dancer29:
Yeah it shocked me too, but, she looked so beautiful and at peace at that moment before she died...I thought it was a beautiful documentary, I hope they put it on DVD.
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Theme song Jimi Hendrix "The Wind Cries Mary"
I heard this at a bar last night so naturally its stuck in my head.
Edit: Here's another one. Bob Marley "Rastaman Chant"

Whoa my bad!!!

I got so much bullshit on top of bullshit that I haven't been able to update.

Rather than dwell on the negative(which is A LOT) I focus on the weird and...
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alyk:
OMG, ew. I'm having salmon for dinner, and you're totally ruining it worse than the rigor mortis group!

Ew.
dancer29:
I feel it!!
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Here's the theme song

Heeeeey!

Greetings and salutations!!

How's it going?...uh-huh...word?...bet.

Aiight here's the thing--and Imma TRY to make this short. Ok, right now I'm sitting at the computer typing this shit, right? Ok. I got my cell right there on the desk in front of the monitor. There's a number in the phone. It's from a girl I met last week. Her name is...well...
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starla:
you're right, I do hate you now tongue
daven:
Why, thank you. I do love it myself.