So apparently, one night, I was drunk off my ass and I told one of the bartenders that she didn't like me anymore. Now, I don't remember saying that. I might have, I just don't remember it.
Anyway, if you guys have the privilege of hanging out with me and I say some Emo shit like that, kick me in the balls. Repeatedly. And don't... Read More
Edit: I almost forgot. I just wanna thank Ash and tallboy66 for showing me some love while I was at Ash's hubby's gig last Sunday. Sorry I didn't get to hang out with ya a bit longer, but my tummy was getting not-so-nice and I hadda work the next day. Maybe next time.
To answer some people's question, I have decided not to rape my car. I'll just smash it open with a baseball bat and various blunt objects, ya know like in the bonus stage of "Final Fight"
Anyway, enough talk about suicides, bitchy Hopefuls, cannibals, and shitting on Civil Rights leaders.
you posted up the White Horse song! --- I hunted for the record for years! --- got it about 3 years ago and have played it at every party I've spun at.... there's nothing quite like seeing a line of women slapping asses in a conga-line whilst that tune does it's thing!
uber-kudos!
and yeah --- I'm keen on Meet the Spartans... maybe we're both getting a lil old for that teen movie humor of superbad!
For starters: my car hates me. It had two flat tires, a broken panel for the gas container, two broken headlights, a cracked windshield, a busted side mirror....and a partridge in a pear tree.
I really wanna blow that fucker up. In fact, forget blowing it up. If it was physically possible to... Read More
Anyway, went to a show this past Saturday and guess what? Out of six bands, I only got to see the last one. Why?
Good question.
Let's start at the point where I was looking for parking. I got pulled over for some reason and these two female cops were asking me all kinds... Read More
I couldnt even watch that entire video, lol. Glad u werent dumb enough to go clubbing, how lame! Maybe if I was 18 agn, haha! The party we were going to was canceled so our night kinda sucked, aaah well. I have all damn yr to have fun
So, yeah, this fuckhead tried to take my squares(that's cigarettes for the uninitiated).
I know, right?
Here's the story: I was at the Exit the other night. I was at the bar talking to luque. I go to the bathroom, I come back, my lighter's there but not my cigarettes. So I asked Luque, "hey have you seen my smokes" and she... Read More
that feeling that you get when having a wee confrontation.... fucking priceless!
I wish i could bottle that mix of adrenaline, fear and macho bullshit and spray it as a cologne!
meanwhile --- I woulda stomped him for stealing my smokes too! (squares is an awesome term for them - consider it stolen to the other side of the world now!) ---- no one messes with me and my squares!
also - fuck xmas for making stores close.... I drove half an hour to the store to buy a pack on xmas day - only to find it was closed! --- bitches. I ended up smoking dried-up roll-your-owns that i found in my sock drawer.
