Aiight time for a new bloggy blog blog.
First off, does anybody know what a "black-white" is?
That's what this dude asked me last week. I was hanging out at Liar's and this drunk dude next to me wanted to start a conversation cuz, I dunno, he wanted to talk to somebody. Anyway, I couldn't remember much of what we talked about, but he asked me if I was a "Black-white". What the fuck is that? Is he saying that I'm mulatto? An Oreo. Whatever it was, I knew I wasn't one, so I said no. Then he went to talk about one of his black "friends" used to trade racist jokes back and forth when they were working at the fire station.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? What makes people think that they say some dumbass shit like that to a complete stranger?
Which brings me to another thing I wanna talk about.
There's this guy I know. He goes to Exit. He's one of the bartender's friends or whatever. Anyway, whenever he sees me, he always say the most tired thing: "HEY IT'S THE BLACK GUY. WHO'S THAT BLACK GUY OVER THERE!?!?!" Seriously, he's been saying that for the past few weeks now. And here's the kicker: he's suppose to be a writer. Now, I would think a writer would have something more creative to say. I mean, I was taught that repetition is boring. Guess this dude didn't get the memo.
*whew* Glad I got that off my chest.
on a positive note: I hung with my girl Donna on Saturday. What I like about her is, even though she's hot, she's not afraid to talk about farting or whatever. Like when I asked her about her being sick after coming from Mexico, she was like, "Yeah. Everything came out my butt." One of the best conversations I had with her, I swear to Christ, was discussing her boobs. Nothing sexual, it's just that she wears a 36DD, but she thinks she might be an E cuz her bras don't fit her that well. She was like, "Well the cup is fine, but it's the chest area that feels a little snug." And if you seen her, you'll believe it too.
PS. in case you're wondering, no, I'm going after her cuz she's married.
Anyway, I wanna end this with a video by the Proto-SucideGirl if you will. Enjoy!
I wanna see some of the Hopefuls pull this shit off.
First off, does anybody know what a "black-white" is?
That's what this dude asked me last week. I was hanging out at Liar's and this drunk dude next to me wanted to start a conversation cuz, I dunno, he wanted to talk to somebody. Anyway, I couldn't remember much of what we talked about, but he asked me if I was a "Black-white". What the fuck is that? Is he saying that I'm mulatto? An Oreo. Whatever it was, I knew I wasn't one, so I said no. Then he went to talk about one of his black "friends" used to trade racist jokes back and forth when they were working at the fire station.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? What makes people think that they say some dumbass shit like that to a complete stranger?
Which brings me to another thing I wanna talk about.
There's this guy I know. He goes to Exit. He's one of the bartender's friends or whatever. Anyway, whenever he sees me, he always say the most tired thing: "HEY IT'S THE BLACK GUY. WHO'S THAT BLACK GUY OVER THERE!?!?!" Seriously, he's been saying that for the past few weeks now. And here's the kicker: he's suppose to be a writer. Now, I would think a writer would have something more creative to say. I mean, I was taught that repetition is boring. Guess this dude didn't get the memo.
*whew* Glad I got that off my chest.
on a positive note: I hung with my girl Donna on Saturday. What I like about her is, even though she's hot, she's not afraid to talk about farting or whatever. Like when I asked her about her being sick after coming from Mexico, she was like, "Yeah. Everything came out my butt." One of the best conversations I had with her, I swear to Christ, was discussing her boobs. Nothing sexual, it's just that she wears a 36DD, but she thinks she might be an E cuz her bras don't fit her that well. She was like, "Well the cup is fine, but it's the chest area that feels a little snug." And if you seen her, you'll believe it too.
PS. in case you're wondering, no, I'm going after her cuz she's married.
Anyway, I wanna end this with a video by the Proto-SucideGirl if you will. Enjoy!
I wanna see some of the Hopefuls pull this shit off.
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I guess you're the guy who hangs out in "white" places
The thing is it seems the Hip-Hop/Gangsta culture is the hot seller now so that's the new stereotype of Black guys.