thefreak

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BERT! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EAR!



That's right, kids, it's another yellow, potassium-rich update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

What is up w/thefreak, you ask?

Well...work is work, life is life. Decent night's sleep here, good BM there, shit's running like clockwork.

I realize I'm late to the party, but I have recently started playing this game...



...and despite the fact I feel like one of THE whitest people ever playing it, it's full of good times and positive life messages...or, if you prefer, popping caps in people's heinies, and fighting the "po-pos" as the kids say. Do kids still say that?

I'm getting old...GET OFFA MY LAWN!

For those of you wondering WTF my prof pic is, it is none other than this man:



Mr. "USA Up All Night" himself, Mr. Gilbert Gottfried.

That being said, I have started putting all my profile pics in a new folder for all to see. Learn them, love them, vote on your favorite. Enrich yourself for the better.

I have an eye appointment tomorrow, which is good because my blind-ass needs new glasses. Now I just need a new dentist...

My nerd ass wants this.

Have you listened to this?



Yes? It's good, isn't it?

No? GO! NOW! BUY! LAUGH!

Well, that's it for now. Be safe everyone.



And eat your fuckin' fruits and veggies. They're good for you.



Stay tuned...

-TM