Hey, kids! Just a quick announcement from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
See this lovely lady?
That is Fenchurch. And it is her 21st birthday today.
So go wish her a Happy Birthday! I COMMAND IT!
Well, a "please" might help my cause.
That's all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Freak Journal from Monday.
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It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
I know I use these lyrics all the time. I like this song. Fuck you.
*ahem*
Hey, kids! It's another update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
How was everyone's weekend?
Myself, I took yesterday off, without pay, mind you, to go to the beach. And wouldn't you know it?
Fuckin' thunderstorms.
So I lost a day of pay AND I didn't go to the beach. I wanted to crap in Mother Nature's mouth then and there. See how she'd like a steaming pile of PIMP JUSTICE(!!!) in her friggin' gullet.
...bastard.
So, in an attempt to salvage my day, I hung out @my buddy Topher's place, though he managed to spend most of the time sitting on his ass checkin' his MySpace.
Your Humble Narrator couldn't win.
Hopefully, my luck will be much better this Friday, when I (frickin' better!) get to go to Six Flags w/the fellow partners in mischief.
What else?......ah yes.
Why the hell do you forsake me?
Friggin' Yankees and their insane, homosexuality-driven luck.
Kinda bummed a couple of odd news articles I submitted didn't get published, while dreck concerning K-Fed and Hillary Duff get exposed to the masses. Ah, well.
thefreak picked a hell of a week to quit sniffling glue, maybe.
That's about it for now. I've been kinda boring lately, and I apologize. I'll try to be the good, ole' lovable depraved pervert you've all come to enjoy.
Here! Learn about potty training!
Those silly Japanese.
Waitaminit...
Hey! I never had talking, urine, faecal matter, or toilets! I never got fanfare when I took a shit! I just set off smoke alarms!
Friggin' Japanese and their magical bodily functions.
*ahem*
As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you.
Stay tuned...
-TM
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My MySpace
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See this lovely lady?
That is Fenchurch. And it is her 21st birthday today.
So go wish her a Happy Birthday! I COMMAND IT!
Well, a "please" might help my cause.
That's all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Freak Journal from Monday.
******************************
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
I know I use these lyrics all the time. I like this song. Fuck you.
*ahem*
Hey, kids! It's another update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
How was everyone's weekend?
Myself, I took yesterday off, without pay, mind you, to go to the beach. And wouldn't you know it?
Fuckin' thunderstorms.
So I lost a day of pay AND I didn't go to the beach. I wanted to crap in Mother Nature's mouth then and there. See how she'd like a steaming pile of PIMP JUSTICE(!!!) in her friggin' gullet.
...bastard.
So, in an attempt to salvage my day, I hung out @my buddy Topher's place, though he managed to spend most of the time sitting on his ass checkin' his MySpace.
Your Humble Narrator couldn't win.
Hopefully, my luck will be much better this Friday, when I (frickin' better!) get to go to Six Flags w/the fellow partners in mischief.
What else?......ah yes.
Why the hell do you forsake me?
Friggin' Yankees and their insane, homosexuality-driven luck.
Kinda bummed a couple of odd news articles I submitted didn't get published, while dreck concerning K-Fed and Hillary Duff get exposed to the masses. Ah, well.
thefreak picked a hell of a week to quit sniffling glue, maybe.
That's about it for now. I've been kinda boring lately, and I apologize. I'll try to be the good, ole' lovable depraved pervert you've all come to enjoy.
Here! Learn about potty training!
Those silly Japanese.
Waitaminit...
Hey! I never had talking, urine, faecal matter, or toilets! I never got fanfare when I took a shit! I just set off smoke alarms!
Friggin' Japanese and their magical bodily functions.
*ahem*
As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you.
Stay tuned...
-TM
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My MySpace
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I love Fenchurch. I have always admired her from afar.