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Do do do do...Do do do do...Do do do do...Do do do do...

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into...thefreak's Journal.

Aaaaaaaaand...



Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah Boyyyyeeeeeee!



BASS!



How long can you go?



Death Row!



Water Buffalo!


And so forth.

*ahem*

Hey kids! It's your Friendly Neighborhood Freak celebrating the start of his summer vacation!

I know I've not been around much lately, but you'll be seeing much more of me this week! Won't that be fun?


*chirp chirp chirp*

...bastards.



Spock! How...are we...GOING!...to unload this...this LARGE! backorder...of MERKINS?!?

Look it up, kids. Here, I'll even do half of the work for you!

Wikipedia's entry on "merkin"

Now, I know what you're saying to yourself. You're saying "Self, wouldn't those be awful large for a pubic wig?"

And I say "NAY!" Remember, kids, this was the free-wheeling time of the late 1960's and early 1970's. Not only were the women loose...they didn't shave.

Like a sloppy roast beef sandwich with an afro wig, they's was! A veritable Portugese Vag-O-War.

Like a vagina had a three-way with a jellyfish and Bob Ross.

Vagina...


Jellyfish...


Bob Ross...


...equals THIS.

And I don't want you to have to deal with that, because I care.



And on the subject of jellyfish...



THAT...is just goddamn wrong. I mean Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ on a Friggin Cracker! Jellyfish don't molest children!



...

*ahem*

Before this journal goes off on a tangent of random humor...


*rimshot*

What's up, you ask?

Well, like I alluded to earlier, I am on (PAID!) vacation from the customer service Hell that is my job. My vacation will consist of eating, sleeping, watching TV (especially Shark Week on the Discovery Channel) and movies (like Jaws, though sadly, I don't own the sequels), playing video games, drinking beer, sitting out by the pool, maybe some bowling or a trip to the driving range, drinking more beer, so on and so forth.

Plus, spending time w/you guys. kiss kiss

Things w/Heather and I are well, though the forced celibacy due to her new meds is getting a wee bit annoying. But come the 1st of the month she has an appointment w/her doctor to find out the med's impact on her birth control and (hopefully) some sexin'.

I am happy to pass on to her any messages of "Hello, how are you, etc." you leave. smile

I am also enjoying this heat. I've shared many a time my love of summer (and my loathing of New England winter), so that should come as no surprise to the more astute reader.


astute
adj.

-Having or showing shrewdness and discernment, especially with respect to one's own concerns.

-Having or showing a clever awareness and resourcefulness in practical matters:



Well, I'd say that's about all for now, I will continue to poke my head in here in the following days, so don't be surprised if I comment stalk you. But before I go, here's another episode of the journal segment that all the "hep cats" are "down" with!

KNOW YOUR MONKEYS

Common Chimpanzee


The Common Chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes), also known as the Robust Chimpanzee, is a great ape. Colloquially, it is often called the chimpanzee (or simply "chimp"), though technically this term refers to both species in the genus Pan: the Common Chimpanzee and the closely-related Bonobo, or Pygmy Chimpanzee.

Several subspecies of the Common Chimpanzee have been recognized:

* Central Chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes troglodytes, in Cameroon, the Central African Republic, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, the Republic of the Congo, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo;
* West African Chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes verus, in Guinea, Mali, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Cte d'Ivoire, Ghana, and Nigeria;
* West Nigeria/East Cameroon or simply Nigerian Chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes vellerosus, in Nigeria and Cameroon;
* Eastern Chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes schweinfurthii, in the Central African Republic, the Sudan, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, and Zambia.

Basic facts

Common Chimpanzees are found in the tropical forests and wet savannas of Western and Central Africa. They used to inhabit most of this region, but their habitat has been dramatically reduced in recent years.

Adults in the wild weigh between 40 and 65 kg (88 and 143 lb); males can measure up to 160 cm (63 inches) and females to 130 cm (51 inches), and although lighter than humans they have a pull 5-6 times stronger. This is because the muscles of chimpanzees and other primates are far more effective than those of humans. Their bodies are covered by a coarse dark brown hair, except for the face, fingers, toes, palms of the hands and soles of the feet. Both their thumbs and their big toes are opposable, allowing a precision grip. Their gestation period is 8 months. Infants are weaned when they are about 3 years old, but usually maintain a close relationship with their mother for several more years; they reach puberty at the age of 8-10, and their lifespan in captivity is about 50 years.

Although omnivores, their diet is mainly vegetarian, consisting of fruits, leaves, nuts, seeds, tubers, and miscellaneous plantlife supplemented by insects and small prey. There are also instances of organized hunting; in some cases, such as the killing of leopard cubs, this seems to be primarily a protective effort. However, Common Chimpanzees sometimes band together and hunt Western Red Colobus monkeys (Piliocolobus badius) for their meat. Isolated cases of cannibalism have been documented. Chimpanzees have also been known on rare occasions to attack and eat human infants.

Social behavior

Common Chimpanzees live in communities that typically range from 20 to more than 150 members, but spend most of their time traveling in small parties of just a few individuals. They are both arboreal and terrestrial, spending equal time in the trees and on the ground. Their habitual gait is quadrupedal, using the soles of their feet and resting on their knuckles, but they can walk upright for short distances.

The Common Chimpanzee lives in a fission-fusion society, where mating is promiscuous, and may be found in groups of the following types: all-male, adult females and offspring, bisexual, one female and her offspring, or a single individual. The core of the societies are males who roam around, protecting members of the group as well as engaging in the search for food. Among males, there is generally a dominance hierarchy. However, this unusual fission-fusion social structure, "in which portions of the parent group may on a regular basis separate from and then rejoin the rest",[3] is highly variable in terms of which particular individual chimpanzees congregate at a given time. This is mainly due to chimpanzees having a high level of individual autonomy within the fission-fusion society. Also, communities have large ranges that overlap with those of other groups.

As a result, individual chimpanzees often forage for food alone, or in smaller groups (as opposed to the much larger parent group, which encompasses all the chimpanzees who regularly come into contact and congregate into parties in a particular area). As stated, these smaller groups also emerge in a variety of types, for a variety of purposes. For example, an all-male troop may be organized in order to hunt for meat, while a bi-sexual group consisting of one mature male and one mature female may occur for the purposes of copulation. An individual may encounter certain individuals quite frequently, but have run-ins with others almost never or only in large-scale gatherings. Due to the varying frequency at which chimpanzees associate, the structure of their societies is highly complicated.



Learn more about common chimpanzees on Wikipedia

As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you. smile

Stay tuned...

-TM

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i give this journal a big opposable thumbs up!
Jul 30, 2006
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i think my brain just melted...
Jul 30, 2006

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