thefreak

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Hey, kids! It's another update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

I apologize for my lack of......anything the past week or so. I've been busy here and there, plus got sucked into playing this again:



Addiction, thy name is Chrono Trigger.

I'm glad that people appreciated my last journal, so I may find the need to post more ZANY(!!!) pics like that in the future. Because someone has to keep you kids on your toes.

What's new, you ask?

Not a whole hell of a lot. I start vacation on the 30th, which, coincidentally, is the same time Discovery Channel is doing Shark Week.



NA to the FUCKIN' NA.

And you may ask yourself, "Self, why did thefreak use the poster for that GOURD-awful Jaws 4 movie?"

Because the first Jaws movie poster is overdone, that's why.

And because I'm the Man.



We ALL know what that movie was missing.



Muthafuckin' SNAKES.



I hear he hates snakes. Hates 'em.

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Am I making sense anymore?



HOWLER MONKEY!

I need more coffee. I'm not twitchy enough.

I know you all missed me, so I'm do my best to go on a comment stalking expedition later this evening.

As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you.

Stay tuned...

-TM

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