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Thursday Jul 13, 2006

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ThankyouthankyouTHANK YOU, SG, for making the sets much easier to navigate. You guys get Brownie Points for that.
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Hey kids! It's your Friendly Neighborhood Freak, and he has no friggin' clue what to write about.

confused

So, I'm going to post a cheeky video of a chimp drinking his own pee.



SPOILERS! (Click to view)

BEHOLD...THE DANCING HASSELHOFF!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I REFUSE TO LET IT DIE!!!



Ah, behold the desperate measures of your Humble Narrator in the throes or writer's block.





"Oops, just crapped my pants!


"The Force is strong......in my nipples!"



Holy shit...words fail me on this one.



It would seem whilst Alf preferred eating pussy, the Tanner patriarch was named "Willie" for a reason...

...

I feel kinda dirty now, kids. So here's a pug.



That's about it, kids. Feel free to let me know how things are goin' in your lives, or, even better, gimme ideas for a better journal! shocked

As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you. smile

Stay tuned...

-TM

VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
walker:
Yes, I am a bitter bitch indeed.

I feel dirty after having read all that. And seen the pictures.
Jul 17, 2006
lazuli:
thanks for the ass hand prints! wink

skull
Jul 21, 2006

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