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Hey, kids! It's another update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

Boy, I'm just on on here as much as I used to be. And that's just sad. I start missin' you guys like crazy. And I know some of you just can't get through the day w/o an HFI - Hot Freak Injection.

And personally, I don't care if any of you take that in a perverted manner...just goes to show you want my man chowder.



Don't fight the feeling.

What is up w/your humble Narrator, you ask?

Well, on Friday I went w/my lady Heather and we saw this:



Funny, not something a wide audience might like, but being a wrestling nerd, I could appreciate it that much more.

Last night my buddy Justin and I saw this:



Also funny as hell, another great movie from Pixar. Make sure to stay through to the credits for an amusing look back @some of the previous Pixar fare.

Now that those bits of cinematic enjoyment are out of the way, these are the only movies that matter now (In no particular order):

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You even mention Superman Returns in my presence and I will stab you in the throat with a popsicle stick encrusted in rock candy made of my own urine. Why? Because fuck Superman, that's why. Jackass + pirates + James Bond + MOTHAFUCKIN'SNAKESONAMOTHAFUCKIN'PLANE = SLAP ON A KRYPTONITE DILDO AND FUCK SUPES UP HIS TIGHT LITTLE KRYPTONIAN BALLOON KNOT UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE A SLOPPY ROAST BEEF SAMMICH LEFT IN THE SUN.

All I need is a movie with ninja monkeys and a movie with nothing but Angelina Jolie diddling herself for an hour and a half and I'll be livin' like Roger Motherfucking Ebert in the theater.

Christopher Reeve should be rolling in his grave......that is, if he could walk.



......oh, I'm SO goin' to Hell for that one.
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Here's a basket of kittens to distract myself from the fact that even I am mystified by the twisted humorous thoughts in my brain sometimes.





So uh, yeah, *ahem*, Kevin Spacey as Luthor's the only good part of that movie.

Well, the 4th of July is coming up rather fast (or, for you non-Americans, Tuesday) so I'll pose a question:

What are your Independence Day plans?

Fireworks? Barbecues? Watching Independence Day with Bill Paxton or Pullman or whoever the fuck he is this week? Tell me! Inquiring minds want to know!

I'm starting to get used to the new site a little more each day, though I still think a lot of the font is a bit......girly. *shrugs* Whaddaya gonna do?

Also, kids, Tom is happy that 80 and 90 degree weather is upon us. If I don't see snow ever again, it'll be too soon. If I'm ever one of those lucky Massachusetts State Lottery winners, my ass is seriously considering movin' to Arizona, bee-yotches.

BEE-yotches!

Sorry, I like saying bee-yotches.

That's about all I can think of for the moment, so I'll end things here with the return of a favorite Freak Journal Segment.

RANDOM NIPSEY RUSSELL QUOTE

Peace, Brother Nipsey.

As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you.

Stay tuned...

-TM