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Tuesday May 23, 2006

May 23, 2006
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Hey kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak! (Patent Pending)

Now with PICTURES!

That's right, kids! This update is all sorts of picture-laden, which I will put behind SPOILERs for those of you with dial-up or otherwise shitty computers.

Basically......

My apartment is a pig sty.

I've shared this fact numerous times with you, gentle reader. But, Tom's getting pretty dern sick of it. It just so happened that his lady Heather gave him some inspiration to help the process. Take some "Before" pics to inspire you to clean faster. So, I did.

Please be warned...it's messy. Not to the point of mold and feces and Board of Health and Child Services visits, mind you. GOURD no. But I'm lazy.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
























What's a girl to do?

So I brainstormed...


*insert "thinking noises" here*

...then it HIT me!


*insert light bulb above head*

If I post the pictures in my journal, all my friends can support me in my continued efforts to get my apartment clean! Plus, I have Wednesday and Thursday off, which means two free days in a row to start achiving said cleaning!

BRILLIANT!

So, I'm asking all of you to help me out on this. I figure if you bug me enough, It'll get clean that much faster. wink

It would be much appreciated. blush

And there will be much rejoicing.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



DISCLAIMER: This is what happens when I'm home alone, suffering from boredom, and in the possession of a digital camera. In retrospect, you all shouldn't have had to see that. Please feel free to mail me your impending therapy bills.

Then again, when I go to lengths like that, including



A SOCK ON MY PENIS(!!!)

I think it goes to show I aim to make my journal an entertaining experience for all of you.

Because I care. kiss



THE END

No, I have no clue what happened up there either.

Before I end things, I would like to introduce a new segment to my journal, because I believe all journals should have some semblance of educational value and not just naughty language and gratuitous nudity.

KNOW YOUR MONKEYS



Howler Monkey


The howler monkeys (genus Alouatta monotypic in subfamily Alouattinae) are among the largest of the New World monkeys. Nine species are currently recognised. Previously classified in the family Cebidae, they are now placed in the family Atelidae.

Howler monkeys range in size from 56 to 92cm, excluding their tail which can be as long again. Like many New World monkeys, they have prehensile tails. They have a lifespan of 15 to 20 years. These monkeys are native to South and Central American forests. They live in groups of usually about 18 individuals. Threats to howler monkeys include being hunted for food and export.

As their name suggests, vocal animal communication forms an important part of their social behavior. Specifically, the name comes from their distinctive loud barking whoop they make, which can be heard over considerable distances. They have an enlarged basihyal or hyoid bone which helps them make their loud sound. Unlike other New World monkeys, both male and female howler monkeys have trichromatic colour vision.

The large slow moving monkeys are the only folivores of the New World monkeys. Howlers eat mainly top canopy leaves, together with fruit, buds, and flowers. They move quadrapedally and do not brachiate, usually holding on to a branch with at least two hands or one hand and the tail at all times. Their prehensile tails are strong enough to support the monkey's entire body weight, although they seldom do so. The first 2 fingers of each hand are set apart and are opposable to the other three. They very seldom leave the trees.



Learn more about howler monkeys on Wikipedia

See, don't you feel smarter already?

On that note, I shall end things here. As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you. smile

Stay tuned...

-TM

VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
gothikai:
love the 3rd pic kiss
May 26, 2006
belllla:
Ummmmmmm... I'm really disappointed that the sock penis pictures have been deleted by photobucket!! I miss ALL the fun. tongue

Thanks for the happy carebear. That ruled.

PS - Go pick up yo shit!! wink
May 26, 2006

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