Hey, kids! It's the pre-vacation update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
That's right, kids! Tomorrow I hop on a subway train and make my way to Beantown. I'm looking forward to wandering around, making mischief, and (hopefully) meeting some members.
Plus, I'm going to miss Heather quite a bit. I'll probably rip her clothes off first chance I get.
If you're reading this, hun...
Oh, and to kick off my vacation last Saturday, I got myself a little present!
That's right, kids! Your Humble Narrator now has even more metal in his face. Thoughts/opinions?
Well, the lovely ladies Bella420 and Sharona1881 have tagged me for this little thing that's been going around SG, but unlike herpes, this is something I'm happy to be caught w/that's been passed around like some Asian male prostitute. (Lookin' @YOU, FreakPirate.)
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7 things I wanna do before I die:
1) Fly one of those single-engine planes.
2) Go to Japan.
3) See Tom Jones.
4) Get in shape.
5) See the Sox win another World Series.
6) Be in a nuclear accident that makes my peenee grow and grow and grow.
7) Create a cigarette that gives the nicotine you need w/o all the nasty other shit that makes you die.
7 things I can not do:
1) Swim.
2) Menstruate.
3) Do a slam dunk.
4) Speak Swahili.
5) Understand the draw of American Idol.
6) Drive.
7) Clean my apartment, it would seem.
7 things that attracted me to Gardner, MA:
1) There's really nothing, I moved here when I was a kid, and I've yet to escape.
7 things I often say:
1) Fuck
2) Fucker
3) Fucking
4) Motherfucker
5) Flibbity Flee!
6) EEEK!
7) Shit.
7 books I love:
1, 2, and 3) The Darwin Awards I, II, and III
4) Playboy
5) Napalm and Silly Putty - George Carlin
6) Electronic Gaming Monthly
7) Manga (right now, Dragon Ball and Ranma 1/2
7 movies I watch over and over:
1, 2, and 3) The Austin Powers Trilogy
4) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
5) Pink Flamingos
6) Finding Nemo
7) Shawn of the Dead
7 People I tag to take the above survey...
1) Yuriel
2) quasi_sean
3) BlueValentine
4) hotcurry
5) Sid
6) _Twitch_
7) Calypso
Well, that's all for now, kids. I hope to see some of you in my travels this week. I will be back this weekend with stories and pics abound.
BOSTON AHOY!!!
Stay tuned...
-TM
That's right, kids! Tomorrow I hop on a subway train and make my way to Beantown. I'm looking forward to wandering around, making mischief, and (hopefully) meeting some members.
Plus, I'm going to miss Heather quite a bit. I'll probably rip her clothes off first chance I get.
If you're reading this, hun...
Oh, and to kick off my vacation last Saturday, I got myself a little present!
That's right, kids! Your Humble Narrator now has even more metal in his face. Thoughts/opinions?
Well, the lovely ladies Bella420 and Sharona1881 have tagged me for this little thing that's been going around SG, but unlike herpes, this is something I'm happy to be caught w/that's been passed around like some Asian male prostitute. (Lookin' @YOU, FreakPirate.)
******************************
7 things I wanna do before I die:
1) Fly one of those single-engine planes.
2) Go to Japan.
3) See Tom Jones.
4) Get in shape.
5) See the Sox win another World Series.
6) Be in a nuclear accident that makes my peenee grow and grow and grow.
7) Create a cigarette that gives the nicotine you need w/o all the nasty other shit that makes you die.
7 things I can not do:
1) Swim.
2) Menstruate.
3) Do a slam dunk.
4) Speak Swahili.
5) Understand the draw of American Idol.
6) Drive.
7) Clean my apartment, it would seem.
7 things that attracted me to Gardner, MA:
1) There's really nothing, I moved here when I was a kid, and I've yet to escape.
7 things I often say:
1) Fuck
2) Fucker
3) Fucking
4) Motherfucker
5) Flibbity Flee!
6) EEEK!
7) Shit.
7 books I love:
1, 2, and 3) The Darwin Awards I, II, and III
4) Playboy
5) Napalm and Silly Putty - George Carlin
6) Electronic Gaming Monthly
7) Manga (right now, Dragon Ball and Ranma 1/2
7 movies I watch over and over:
1, 2, and 3) The Austin Powers Trilogy
4) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
5) Pink Flamingos
6) Finding Nemo
7) Shawn of the Dead
7 People I tag to take the above survey...
1) Yuriel
2) quasi_sean
3) BlueValentine
4) hotcurry
5) Sid
6) _Twitch_
7) Calypso
Well, that's all for now, kids. I hope to see some of you in my travels this week. I will be back this weekend with stories and pics abound.
BOSTON AHOY!!!
Stay tuned...
-TM
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