First things first...
That's right, kids! That's what happens when you get some damn good lovin.
And this is how I felt.
However, I did not have the same level of comfort the next day.
Can you say "Ouch"?
I knew that you could. But as is life.
I, myself, received a cool little stuffed monkey and some Japanese silk bondage cuffs from Heather today.
What else is going on, you ask?
Well, work is work, but I have the day off today. Sadly, most of that will be spent busting my ass on the next assignment in my Internet Technologies class which is due in 2 days.
Here I sit, thinking the class would be nothing but sitting in front of a computer letting my dorkiness shine. Little did I know that OUTSIDE LEARNING(!!!) would be involved.
GAH!
But I digress.
I'm a bit upset that I've had little to no feedback on the profile pic voting. I'm hoping it's simply people not paying attention and not the fact that people think my prize is ca-ca pee-pee.
The Prize
Yes, kids! That is what I will send to a lucky person who votes on their favorite Freak profile pic...a handmade collage perfect for framing and admiring.
Click on the spoiler for your choices:
I also saw Curious George last Friday and enjoyed it so. Why? Because it's got a MONKEY in it!
Seriously, I enjoyed this movie like I wish I could've enjoyed King Kong. Sadly, Naomi Watts masturbating for 45 minutes couldn't have saved that movie from being too long w/pointless scenes and not enough giant monkey rampage.
And yes, I'm quite aware that both George and Kong are technically apes, not monkeys. Quiet, you!
I'm waiting on my federal tax return, upon the receipt of which I will start planning my mini-vacation to Boston. Any SG Massholes reading this...I'm fun to hang out w/, and I don't bite...unless requested. 
Not much else to report, so I'll end things here. As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you. 
Now go get laid! Dirty, loud pig sex! That's an order!
Stay tuned...
-TM
My plan is not to fight against the zombies, but to act as sort of a zombie liason. I will gain their trust by helping them do tasks too dexterous for them to perform themselves. (locking and unlocking doors, opening cans, sewing their limbs back on etc). I will use my natural ability to communicate with the monkeys to pull the group together. I don't want to be the one in command, I just want to be able to communicate and make the best of the situation. I have much more faith in the zombies and monkeys than in the vast majority of humans, so this seems like a natural choice to me.