For one of the greatest performers that ever lived.
Richard Pryor (1940-2005)
"When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude."
"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."
"White people be going, 'Why do you hold your things?' Cause you took everything ELSE, motherfucker!"
"When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up *quick*! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like *fire*!" Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3."
R.I.P. you crazy n-word. You will be sorely missed.
Shit.
To end this journal w/another amusing anecdote, on a trip to Wal-Mart today, I found out that you had to be 18 to buy rubber cement. Even stranger, I found out you had to be 18 to buy, get this......
Baby formula.
That's right, THIS vile-smelling shit.
When I asked the cashier why the hell that was the case, he said "Because it can be used to make ecstasy."
I had to laugh @that. HARD. I was obligated. He laughed too.
Now I know why babies even bother drinking the shit.
I'll have an update after my final this week. As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you. And, if you get a chance, fire up one of Richard's albums or movies to show some love. You owe him.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Richard Pryor (1940-2005)
"When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude."
"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."
"White people be going, 'Why do you hold your things?' Cause you took everything ELSE, motherfucker!"
"When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up *quick*! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like *fire*!" Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3."
R.I.P. you crazy n-word. You will be sorely missed.
Shit.
To end this journal w/another amusing anecdote, on a trip to Wal-Mart today, I found out that you had to be 18 to buy rubber cement. Even stranger, I found out you had to be 18 to buy, get this......
Baby formula.
That's right, THIS vile-smelling shit.
When I asked the cashier why the hell that was the case, he said "Because it can be used to make ecstasy."
I had to laugh @that. HARD. I was obligated. He laughed too.
Now I know why babies even bother drinking the shit.
I'll have an update after my final this week. As always, I wish safety and happiness for all of you. And, if you get a chance, fire up one of Richard's albums or movies to show some love. You owe him.
Stay tuned...
-TM
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since i have no life and all.
-snicker-