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Friday Aug 26, 2005

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Remember that first crush? That person that helped you discover the opposite sex and masturbation? Ah, bringing back vivid memories? Remember how said person crushed you with such glee that even his/her friends laughed at you. And your own friends. That is, if he/she recognized your existence. Though only a wicked twist of fate it seemed pure spite that caused he/her to befriend your brother/sister/cousin just to torment you by remaining a constant visibility... even through summer vacation. Even years later at your brother's/sister's/cousin's wedding she was there as an honored guest and ignored you completely as if you and he/her never met before. Bitter morsels indeed.

How bitter you ask me? How does such a topic come to me when fifteen years have past since those pleasent days of prepubescent, hellish splendors. I am the sick, sad soul that remembers her fucking birthday...

Andrea Spinks


Happy Birthday you heartless bitch. My only solace is considering the stats of our hometown, our classmates and the state of North Carolina as a whole, you're probably several times knocked up, been robbed of your charm and denied oppurtunities your intellect would have solicited.

No, I am above petty rants and drops of water long passed under my present bridge. No I'm not. Ah fuck it. At least I have you Suicide Girls. Where's that rum?

Ah, but what solace can I usurp from all of this?


heh, this is the UK pornstar Nadia, aka Andrea Spinks.

Ahahhahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaaa!!
cassiel:
holy crap
Aug 26, 2005
blyss:
Aw!! So SAD but so very funny!!!!! Zee spice of life, zeez tings are smile

Glad you liked my video. I think it's great too....lets go give Amina a kiss kiss
Aug 27, 2005

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