Last night I was playing Pathfinder with my friends. It's a DnD like game if you aren't aware. Anyway my character is a drunk tiefling whose only friend for a long time was his magic talking sword. Sword got taken. By another player. You see his original character was a barbarian who became a demigod so he had to leave the party. We are only...
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That's a good whore. This is where you belong. Kneeling before me. You want my cock, don't you slut? You crave the taste of it in your mouth. Beg for it. I want to hear you say how much you want. Tell me you're a desperate cunt. Good girl. Here's your reward. This is why you exist. To please me. My wet desperate fucktoy. Take...
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Fun fact before I start my sad blog: Mare comes from the Old English word for demon or goblin.
There are very few parts for an actor like me. I'm short and I'm skinny. But there is one part I know I'm perfect for. Puck. He's been a dream role for me since I was young. And at the age of 31 someone finally realized...
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I just read The Mysteries of Pittsburgh by Michael Chabon. I love The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay. I love The Yiddish Policemen's Union. I love Telegraph Avenue. I hate Mysteries. The plot can be summed up with #richwhitepeopleproblems. Everyone is a self-indulgent selfish asshole who thinks they could be "big." Seriously one of the things they come up with is "the will to...
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libris:
I fucking love Miss Fisher!
My favorite book series as a kid were actually two. One, the Redwall series. Brian Jacques wrote several amazing books about mice who live in an abbey called Redwall which would inevitably come under attack by rats, cats, stoats, ferrets, and weasels. The mice would fight off the advancing hoards. The first book my best friend read first. He told me about it and I...
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I'm getting that itch. The itch for a woman to share my life with. There's an emptiness inside of me that won't be satisfied by anything else. I want someone to hold. To laugh with. To sit in silence without the need to speak for communication to happen. She's hard to find. For not any woman will do. First she needs to be smart. Intelligence...
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fate:
You deserve a beautiful and inteligent girl, but the time have the moment Perfect for You can meet her
One of the Blog Homeworks from the ever masterful @missy, @rambo, and @lyxzen reminded me of why I hate crushes. When I was younger I'd get one every year on a girl at my school. Which never failed to end in her telling me she didn't feel the same way. I always looked forward to the end. It meant I was free. My brain wouldn't...
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