First and foremost my number 1 SG crush is a hopeful. @aniston is the most adorable human to ever have lived and I just want to cuddle her and feed her donuts. So far I haven't managed to convince her I'm the love of her life but I'm super awkward and my attempts at talking to her probably made her think I was raised by rude orangutans who were obsessed with Shakespeare. She's probably not too impressed with this post either.
Next would be @coralinne who is also really cute. She always looks kind of sad to me though. I'm probably just reading something that isn't there but I'd like to make her smile and laugh. Give her hugs too. But as far as I know she has no idea I even exist.
@sophiestonem She's so sweet. And she's got great eyes. She actually responded to my messages! Probably out of pity and boredom. She seems like the kind of person you could have deep meaningful conversations about the nature of the universe with.
I could list a ton more. But I won't. My orangutan relatives need me to put on David Tennant's Hamlet and the we're going to watch the Hollow Crown.
Thanks as always to those Headmistresses of Bloghomework @missy @lyxzen @rambo
