What's your favorite word?
Hard to choose just one because all of them are pretty great but the winner is...Yes! Such a sexy word full of endless possibilities.
Least favorite word?
No. Harsh and cruel it dashes all your hopes and dreams. I die a little every time I hear it.
Favorite curse word?
Fuck.
Sound or noise do you love?
Sexy moaning. Love it.
Sound or noise do you hate?
A lot. I have misophonia so some cause me physical pain. My dog's squeaky bark. He does it when he wants something from people. Not me anymore because I started putting him in his crate for that shit. Loud chewing, snapping gum (I actually punched a friend for that because he did it on purpose), beeping, and styrofoam. Makes my skin crawl.
What turns you on?
Power. Control. Suicide Girls.
What turns you off?
Ignorance. Stupidity. Racism. Misogyny. Donald Trump. Gender roles.
What profession besides your own would you like to attempt?
Singer in a band. Everyone wants to be a rockstar right? Teacher although I'm actually going to do that one soon.
Which would you hate?
Business. It may just be me but when I was in college the business people were the most miserable people on the planet and giant assholes. Plus being a sociopath seems to help in that field. I don't want to be around that.
I didn't see anyone answer this question but I'm going to do it and hope I don't upset too many people with my answer.
"And finally if Heaven exists what would you like to hear when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I'm sorry. Would you like to see the plan first so you can know why it had to be this way? Or would you rather say hello to your family right away? They're all here. Bob got in by the skin of his teeth but Alice was good enough for both of them."
Thanks, @rambo @missy and @lyxzen. This is one of my favorite blog homeworks!