thefabpersian

An open letter to all Suicide Girls (and non-Suicide Girls girls),

Dear Suicide Girls (the individual models, not the website) and all non-Suicide Girls girls,

I will be embarking on a trip to Disneyland in Anaheim, CA on this coming Tuesday, the fourteenth (14th) of April, in the year of our Lord, 2009, A.D.

My question to all of yous is if there is anyone who would like to accompany me. Unfortunately, since it is in the middle of the week, all of my friends are preoccupied with either school, work, or both. Hence the reason why I send an open invitation to all of you. Unfortunately, due to my financial strains, I can't offer to pay for your entrance, my own is being covered due to Disneyland's current promotion of free attendance on one's birthday. Anybody who wishes to accompany me will be doing so out of the mere joy of going to Disneyland. I can't promise we will get along, and in the unlikely circumstance that we don't, you're welcome to part ways with me, but I promise I will try my darndest to be accommodating and a pleasant pal. Please consider my proposal. I don't want to go to Disneyland alone. I will if I have to. But I don't want to.

Signed,

Kasra Shokravi