I GOT MY BONES TOTALLY JUMPED TONIGHT by a really hot chick who I don't even really know that well I'd only flirted with her a few times when out & about. This does not happen every day to me: I am 34 years old and I look it, a heavy-set guy these days (I wear it well but facts are facts), some of that hair is kinda deciding to leave my head, and not everyone likes my goatee but I've had it for 16 years now so it's a weird source of pride.
SO, GOD BLESS the 13th step & the lovely & slutty girls of AA! (Before anyone huffs at that it's not that all AA chicks are either of those things -- I'm just thanking God for the ones that are.) She's really rad and she showed up at the door wearing leg warmers and a short skirt and really cool makeup too, she had the Kevyn aucoin book laying out so I was like 'OK she went to the trouble to look like that she means business!!'
The sex was super amazingly hot -- she is a dancer and gorgeous, and we were 'compatible.' Afterwards she was like 'OK I have to go to my friends' house now.' It wasn't awkward either. It was JUST what I needed, not to have any awkwardness.
It's been a while too -- how long has it been? Let's see... I made out and fooled around a lot with K, the last girl I dated -- **but we never fucked** (a first for me, well since 8th grade). So, the last time I'd had sex (FYI -- I define sex as when one person cums) was with my last real girlfriend, L, and we broke up Nov. 10 or so which means it's been almost 4 MONTHS since I last got laid!!
I am happy and I am happy. And also, I am happy.
SO, GOD BLESS the 13th step & the lovely & slutty girls of AA! (Before anyone huffs at that it's not that all AA chicks are either of those things -- I'm just thanking God for the ones that are.) She's really rad and she showed up at the door wearing leg warmers and a short skirt and really cool makeup too, she had the Kevyn aucoin book laying out so I was like 'OK she went to the trouble to look like that she means business!!'
The sex was super amazingly hot -- she is a dancer and gorgeous, and we were 'compatible.' Afterwards she was like 'OK I have to go to my friends' house now.' It wasn't awkward either. It was JUST what I needed, not to have any awkwardness.
It's been a while too -- how long has it been? Let's see... I made out and fooled around a lot with K, the last girl I dated -- **but we never fucked** (a first for me, well since 8th grade). So, the last time I'd had sex (FYI -- I define sex as when one person cums) was with my last real girlfriend, L, and we broke up Nov. 10 or so which means it's been almost 4 MONTHS since I last got laid!!
I am happy and I am happy. And also, I am happy.
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I was looking for that other personality. You know...the one that reads.
I love your crush list...(and even..uh..went there with one)..but do you know who Jean Arthur is? You have to see this Wilder movie "A Foreign Affair!" She's sooooo hot!