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i almost got my neck broken yesterday. i went snowboarding before work last night at this ghetto hill in the middle of he city. it takes longer to strap in, than it does to ride down the entire hill.

anyway, as i went to get on the chair, i stepped onto the plywood that was serving as the 'loading zone' , well, it was glare...
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shiva1:
I want to borrow the DVD set. I still haven't read the gossip book about the dynasty that is our employer. Fuck 'em. I already think they're a bunch of greedy bastards, and I work for them. And I feel no shame in my game so that may make me a greedy bastard too!

Benwah..on mids..yummy. You two will get to bond..
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last night before work, i was laying on the couch and feeling so tired. i slept most of the weekend, but still could not shake it. i seriously considered calling in and quitting. this midnight shift is sucking the life out of me. at 7am, when the rest of the shift gets to go home, i have to start attending meeting after meeting. call me...
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kid_607_evil_ins:
You and Booji made me cry.
kid_607_evil_ins:
nice cheek line smile
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i went to a show last night and now i want to make out with the singer. he had his shirt off and was all sweaty and tattooed. his pants kept slipping down so you could see his butt crack and those two lines above the pee pee. hot stuff. plus he was screaming like a mad man. this is very unlike me.


oh, then...
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shiva1:
working afternoon shift beotch!
kopper:
i worked a year of midnight shifts before.. the day shift just doesn't seem like a realistic idea for me. the only problem was i'd wake up at noon each day, and spend the rest of the day like a zombie.
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i got a promotion and a raise today. yay!
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shiva1:
You got a promo? Sweet! What is your new title now..Group Ho? Oh wait, I bet the promotion was in the HR department because you're so good at employee relations..hehe. FM is a total maniac. I can't believe he just doesn't get it. "Oh, yeah..we haven't talked for two days so I thought maybe we could like..uh..uh.uuh get a b-b-beer.." I have never seen someone so not in touch with reality. Good answer back to him though..keep sending me the goods..I laugh my ass..
theoldone:
Holla!!
You should put socks on your boobs. Like Booji.
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did you buy a CD any time between 1995 and 2000?

get a $20 refund here

someone got into my aol account and sent 500 emails about viagra to a whole bunch of people. i think i got a virus. aol kicked me off and changed my password. oh, well. i'll get over it.
shiva1:
Yo sucka. I saw the sea-hag today. She was late to Denny's super-duper meeting of the mental midgets. I wanted to give them all a bunch of swords, turn out the lights and yell fire. fools. I am in a pissy mood...

Fuck aol.
theoldone:
Shit someone got my home address and sent me 500 trial packs of viagra. I think i got a virus. My girl kicked me out, and changed the locks. oh, well. I'll get over it.
At least I got the Viagra!!
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time for work....

i'm starting to like this midnights thing. i don't have to set an alarm clock and i can have a beer at 7am if i want, too. breakfast in a can.

later.

booji, call me tonight.
ilovemikehunt:
wooooooooo breakfast in a can.
maybe1day21180:
yeah, i am working 5pm till 11pm and thats a great shift since i am a geek and can use the phoneline till the early hours of the morning.

and i always thought owen's broken nose was great too...
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i hate it when people call in sick to work without even the slightest attempt to get someone to cover them. especially on midnight shift. who is going to come to work at 4am, without a decent amount of notice? of course if you are legitimately sick, but i di not think this was the case tonight. we had to scramble to cover the lines...
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kopper:
haha... i was a unionized employee at one of my old jobs, and i felt obligated to phone in sick about once a month. it never really concerned me about who would cover, or the general inconvenience.

i almost feel guilty now.
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i just paid off a credit card bill and then got a paper cut on my lip licking the envelope. does it get any worse than that? take my money, then leave me with a stinging cut on my mouth. i feel like i was just ripped off by a dirty prostitute. i probably should have thought about this before whipping out the credit card...
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shiva1:
No, the pic is fine, just the way I want it. Dammit. I don't have any patience to screw with this stuff.

So, you are dealing with Pisser Paul, eh? What a douche bag he is. The most important thing that ever happened to this world was the creation of Paul *insert angels singing*.

Do you have any good "you know who" stories, as of late? I could use a good laugh..

P.s. Did you know that Guiness has less alcohol content than Bud? More useless knowledge to impress everyone with.
boojiboy:
duckie?
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uh-oh, i am missing a friend from my list! quick somebody volunteer to take over!

i worked last night. it was pretty good. i went in early to get the line started. there was no qualified filler operator so guess who got the job? yes, me! oh, well. if you want something done right, you might as well do it yourself.

then when i got...
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cosmicslop:
You're welcome. smile