theduke

My mother moans for ages about how I never come and visit so I finally go home for a weekend and what happens? I get fucking food poisoning! Is this what she misses, fucking making me bedridden!?!

Have actually bought items in Ikea. Found them useful. Must have cold shower and burn my clothes in shame.

I've moved into my new room! Woo hoo!
Finally I don't have to put up with a load of shit from staying on the floor in my mates room. Finally my spine can sigh relief as tonight it sleeps on a mattress!
And at last I have set up broadband internet in my room, I'm never leaving again guys, get used to it!

My girlfriend made me sit through Thunderbirds with her and her 12 year old brother. Me and Jordan were most upset. Becky has lost her movie choosing privaledges.

Spiderman kicks ass! That was one rocking movie and the humour was spot on.

I don't know what else to say. It was fucking wicked!

I'm a sad bastard yes, but he's my fav superhero so deal with it.

Finally the day has come and Spiderman has arrived in Blighty.

Well actually it opens tomorrow but there's a late showing at my cinema at five past midnight. Am I a sad bastard? You bet your ass but Sam Raimi will do it justice and I've been waiting for fucking ages so give me some slack. At least I haven't camped out for months.

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Debauchery. That weekend was fucking debauchery....

I'd just like to thank all those who were in Bristol on Friday night and participated in that amazing event. Hope you had a good one too.

To all those who survived til Sunday, you disgust me and should be arrested

Just saw Jersey Girl, and Ben Affleck can actually act! Bloody hell! I haven't been this impressed since I saw Tom Cruise in Born on the Forth of July!

Gotta love Kevin Smith, the boy has the skills.

Fuck! Only three hours to go! I got swept up introducing my new housemates to the joys of Kevin Smith and now I've got to get my ass in gear and pick my girlfriend up from the airport.

I'm sure she'll understand.