theduke

Saw that Paula Radcliffe footage the other day and pissed myself. Then I got really scared as I thought it was contagious

You don't have friends of the opposite sex, just people you failed to shag and find difficult to ignore in social situations.

Oh yes folks, another Open Mic Night hosted by yours truly this coming Tuesday and my material is filling up nicely. I've got some songs and an intro poem, which I'm not to sure about, but I'm definitely going out with a bang. These one liners are all copyrighted by me so don't worry, officially I'm the only one being this unfunny.

I hate fish and cheese yet I love giving oral. What's that about?

Oh, it shall be a very interesting night indeed!

EDIT:- Just read the Empire Magazine I got through the post this morning. It's stuff like this that makes the subscription worthwhile.