theduke

Talk to my best friend today. Boy, that man knows how to perk me up and put a perspective on things. I told him about what happened with Ellie and he just said "Dude, you've gotta have a threesome".

I laughed for I don't know how long, but it woke me up to a lot of things. Firstly, the whole situation is fucking ridiculous and I should stop dwelling on it. I've got shit to do and I'm better than this (taking milky's advice here). Secondly, they're are both amazingly fit so whatever disturbing anger I've been experiencing out of frustration should just be turned to wank material. Thirdly, I shouldn't be wasting my time with them anyway when I've still got to become extremely famous and marry Natalie Portman.

Everything before was prologue to this, let the adventure begin...