theduke

I got a free belt from the barman in the Student Union, maybe I'm in there a bit too often?

Crappy day at work, Fryer had the farts after a night eating chocolate Nutri Grain bars in an attempt to satisfy the munchies. Fucking stoner ate 24 of the fuckers! No wonder he's called Fryer really...

On a plus note, I did finish reading The Island of Dr Moreau today, which signals the end of my uni reading for term!!!

However, I still have a report to write on my dissertation. It's due in tomorrow morning and I've done a little draft that if I'm honest is complete pants So what do I do? Come on SG!

I think I need to shave. My beard has served its academic purposes. Also, just remebered I never told you guys I have a beard or even supplied a pic to indicate as much. However, in truth it is bushy and ginger and has been part of my life for two and a bit months. When on Friday night my flatmates managed to place ten matches, a cigerette and a drinking straw on my right cheek I conceeded it needed a trim. I think I'll get rid of the lot though, there's nothing better than a makeover, especially when you discover a load of fit girls at uni are actually single at the moment.

Merry Christmas folks!