theduke

"You destroyed me, you tiny piece of plastic, you have completely destroyed me!"

And so ended Colin's 21st. Our hero clutching a shot glass that had been hung around his neck, its only command being that he had to drink whatever was poured inside.

He lay on the sofa in the foetal position, his fairy wings still upon his back with a vacant look in his eye as he cursed his necklace. We, his guardians, looked down upon him proudly. You art now a man dear sir, go forth into the world and find adventure, you are free...