theduke

I did try to complete the entry I started this morning. I thought it important to try and establish the main features of my personality, but it kept turning into pretentious crap. Instead I'm going to talk about cake. And shoes.

Cake

Why are wedding cakes so often crap? On the greatest day of your life you really just want fruitcake with an inch of marzipan and cheap icing? Dammit, I'm gonna have cream filling victoria sponge! Surely the cost can't be that different? Also, why can't you get proper cake sized French Fancies? They'd be lush!
Plus, which is more important: a decent filling or overall sugar content?

Shoes

I'm getting in touch with my feminine side and buying loads of shoes at the moment. I need some new work shoes, but now I've decided I need nice going out shoes. I also have my big comfy Van trainers for the flat, Converse for the Indie nites, but no smart pub trainers.
How many pairs of footwear is needed for the modern man about town?
Also, what posses some men to wear flip flops in public? What are they thinking?! They're for communal showers only and therefore should only be worn by teenage girls


Ok, there's a little bit of silliness. Apologies for deleting comments. I'll write a proper entry on myself one day, but today ain't the day.

Later folks!

Duke