Im too funky for yo shit. Im too thick and chunky for you. Give me the gadonk gadonk. Officially I dont like girls who dont like it in the ass. 
who is this boy who follows me? I bought the New Order hits CD/DVD. Called an old love....I dont know what to do...Im fucked I swear. an Old flame called me....Im not content with my girlfriend. I can never be happy, someone fuckin kill me. 
who is this man who fallows me? this blue eyedboy who want to be?
So my date of birth has passed. The good news is I seemed to have killed my flu with tanqueray No.10, the bad news is...I've been called a narcisist and a nilist in one week. Wait...thats fuckin rad...and now we cue the music.... 
this user has no friends...like I want some weird stalker net buddies. Im so goth Robert Smith asked for my autograph, BITCH!!! 
hazardstar2:
happy birthday.
I have no idea why Im doing this. Wow, smilies. 
elvisfromhell13:
...better than Sodom and Gonorhea.
thedjinnofbombay:
anything is better than an std. I meant the sodom and gomorrah thing in a good way. In the way that Las Vegas is Sodom and Gomorrah but thats why its rad.