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So I am out at the bar and these two female friends of mine are telling me all about the shit they go through every night at the bar.

Example: Newfie-ish guy comes up to them:

"Hey ladies, I'm not trying to pick you guys up or anything, but I've got a hotel room and a case of beer..."

Wow. How do the ladies resist...
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mtlqueen:
i like the new daddy line, i'm going to have to try that one! and don't feel lumped in just because you are a member of the penis club, women understand just as well that you're not some homogeneous group of wanksters. just like we can't all be as gorgeous as ms. faith, or as annoying as whitney houston.
bigpunkmike:
"Hey ladies, I'm not trying to pick up or anything, but I've got an 8ball of crack and a back alley..."

You made me laugh so hard with that one. Possibly it;s because of my drunkyness
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This review just came to me today - YOWZA!!!!
It's from Exclaim Magazine - a southern Ontario Music publication:

VAMPIRE BEACH BABES
Attack Of The Killer Bikinis

Toast your weenies to this, because Toronto's favorite bloodsuckers of the beach are back. A curious marriage of goth, surf-punk, rockabilly, leather, PVC and sunscreen, this four-song disc once again shows these weirdos throwin' a beach party that...
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go_lately:
you suck biggrin

*smoochies*

stendec:
Tell me that's not from your Bon Jovi days. wink

I play it. Not very well, but I try.
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Just had one of those days where I sit inside and do nothing all day.

Mixed feelings really.

Feel like I shoulda done something. Although I really needed the recharge. Played video games all day. Watched all the TV shows I taped for the past two weeks. I am all caught up now. Back into the fray tomorrow. Kinda don't want to though.

See how...
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jovanka:
Looks like we have a favorite film in common. Wicked.

Since you're local and you have taste you need to come to Rue Morgue's cinemacabre night this month....SPIDER BABY...have you seen it?

BTW, "rubbing up against people" is called Frottage..smile
bigpunkmike:
Hey man, just to let you know if you haven't seen already, some of the SG Toronto members are getting together on Tuesday (the 10th?) to see "Bowling for columbine" at the cumberland theatre at 10:20. Hopefully you can come by and meet us all.
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Well, got interviewed by The New Music tonite for an upcoming episode. I'll let you know when it will air. It'll be on Much Music. I don't know who carries the program in the states...

WARNING: Whine alert!

Yes! It is still too fucking cold! -23 on Dec 1st! That's just wrong! Why the hell does anybody live here! Don't you people realize that there...
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nugget:
I've never heard of Much Music. If you find out who has it let me knowsmile
stendec:
Damn, that sucks.
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This weather is really starting to get to me. it's too early for this shit. Snow, cold, snow, cold...grrrrrrrr
If I could take everything here with me, I'd move back to Miami in a heartbeat! FUCK THE COLD.
I know it's a little early for seasonal affected disorder, but I seem to be a little more sensitive to it than others around here, probably because...
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nugget:
tee hee hee
faith:
::Warning::...if you fuck the cold it will freeze up and fall off...
{{{hugs}}}
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Busy busy busy....

Working in the studio, doing more shows, and now I am doing a bunch of music for a film project started by a friend. Oh, yeah, plus more good reviews of the disc and more interviews - shit's starting to pile up. This is hard work. But I made a promise never to whine about being a rock star - I expect...
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stendec:
Oh, I'll hold you to it, you lucky bastard.
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Well, ladies and germs...

Had a fucking Kick-ass time on Saturday!!

The show rocked fully. Thanks to Stendec who made it out and took a couple of pics for us. My new profile pic being one of them.
I also had the unique pleasure of hosting/emceeing the Burlesque portion of the show featuring the very lovely FluffGirls. Rowwr.
To all those that missed this one...
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user8935778:
do you know nikki? she's a fluff girl. i love her. and you're sooooooooo tall. <3
user8935778:
nikki = ruby larouge hehe yeah lemme know when youre in lauderdale!
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NOW magazine just gave our new EP Attack of the Killer Bikinis 4N's, their highest rating! Here is what they had to say:


"In these giddy days of musical mix-and-match, new genrenauts are trying out ever more exotic sonic cocktails. Take Toronto's own gang of undead, the Vampire Beach Babes, who've been riding the retro trash wave as a gothic surf band. Combining the best...
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nugget:
Had fun chatting last night! I never got that e-mail you sent. hmm...
lila:
m*wah! wink
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Okay - here it is -

Vampire Beach Babes
@ Burlesque Nite
Saturday Nov. 23rd
The Reverb
651 Queen St. West
Toronto
Doors @ 8 Show @11
Tickets are 15$ at the door.

But I've worked something out for all of you, 'cause yer all so special -

Email me your names and how many are coming, and I will have a list arranged that...
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bigpunkmike:
I would really like to come, I got some of your music online and it's very...different... but I liked it. Also you're local and so it's my obligation to show support. but I have to work frown
...hopefully you'll have another show soon and I can check you guys out
morgan:
Hey, i never said all men think that way or that women don't...funny how most of the people getting defensive about that journal entry are, well, men. Look, I am just saying that there are a lot of men out there with bad attitudes, they think women owe them something. I think this is an attitude that needs changing. I also think there are a lot of people out there, male and female, who think they can do whatever they want even at the expense of others, and this too needs to be changed.

I certainly take responsiblity for the fact that I slept with those people, but they get all the responsiblity for playing games and treating other people shabbily. There is no excuse for that kind of thing, in my opinion.

I also don't think that guys think the way you say in my journal. I know that was meant in jest, but it's something i think about a lot. I think guys are raised to think they are supposed to think that way, in actuality most of the guys i know are a lot deeper than that but feel they have to hide it to act "normal"
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Buster the Bass player called me today. I think she wants to hang out or sompin'. We must look hilarious together - She being 5'2" and 95lbs and me being the giant I am. Not that I really care, but I wonder what people think when they see us out together? It must look like a Felini tableaux or something. Anyway, I love her to...
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tryptamine_____:
i actually wrote that before i went to see my friend. i was agonizing over it so much, i decided to sit down and write it out. it actually went a whole lot better than that. though i still got my punches in where i could. wink

i was wondering if the impression that i was once involved with him showed up at all? i want it to be sort of peripheral, but... what do you think? (i'm sure, now that i've said something, it might...)

hey, i just realized today that toronto is close to new york city. are you coming down for new years to party with us??
atomic_tiki:
that profile pic is so rad! Your suchj a ROCKSTAR!


\m/ biggrin \m/