All the women folk I know - they all seem to want to hook up with the worst losers they can find. Are all women this self-destructive, or are they just all insane. Maybe I should be more of an asshole - treat women like shit - that's what they seem to want. Every woman I have been involved with has always been treated well. Maybe too good. They take advantage (well, at least that's how it feels) of all the good that I have to offer, then run off with the first guy who needs his girlfriend to pay his rent for him. Maybe it's who I attract. I look like a bad boy. I often act like one - but when it comes to women, I am the prince. I think they prefer the frog.

Bah!

I should be gay. Then at least I understand what they want.