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Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

Aug 16, 2005
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weird to see old friends on the Tele? Yes... yes it is.

I also carded the HOTTEST older woman tonight... a few months shy of 40, no joke, she had the whole package. I've learned that with the right skill-set, being put in a position where you're required to honestly guess a womans age, can totally get you some action.

For example, tonight when I carded this woman... it's my job to be as accurate as I can be in guessing ages. Well, with the proper game, and provided I could lock the doors to the store for an hour, I think she would have at least blown me.
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andrewstatic:
i'm back. at least insofar as back to the northeast. ithaca, ny to be exact.

you still in burlington?

Sep 5, 2005
paz:
i wiiish so much that those are my ratatat cut outs... but sadly they are not. they are my boyfriends. and i tried so hard to get some from his work, where he got them, but failed.
Sep 8, 2005

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