WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we...
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HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we...
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A couple had twin sons from about one year old. The first one could talk. The second one couldn't. They tried everthing to make the little guy talk, but didn't succeed. In an act of desperation the father desided to take the child to Lourdes.
Once they got there, he immersed the child in the holy water. The kid crawled sneezing out of the water...
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Once they got there, he immersed the child in the holy water. The kid crawled sneezing out of the water...
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rhyn:
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rhyn:
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 10:56AM]
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 10:56AM]
Hope you like this story I found.
For our anniversary, I presented my wife with reservations for a weekend getaway and she gave me a basketful of sex toys and lotions. We utilized her gifts that night, and the next day made arrangements for my mother to dog-sit for us during our vacation. When we got back, my mom said she suspected that our new...
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For our anniversary, I presented my wife with reservations for a weekend getaway and she gave me a basketful of sex toys and lotions. We utilized her gifts that night, and the next day made arrangements for my mother to dog-sit for us during our vacation. When we got back, my mom said she suspected that our new...
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foolycooly:
Hmm, well I am glad you and you wife enjoyed these presents before the dog got a hold of the, but thank god your mother didn't know what it really was I suppose.
You gotta love flattery, in the form of being asked out, even when you're not single, it just boosts the confidence a little, and reminds you, you've still got it, whatever 'it' is?
Spewing about your tint, we have similar laws over here, so my front windows are all legal, but my back window is dark as, because it's legal in vans. Have fun removing and replacing the tint ya poor guy.
You gotta love flattery, in the form of being asked out, even when you're not single, it just boosts the confidence a little, and reminds you, you've still got it, whatever 'it' is?
Spewing about your tint, we have similar laws over here, so my front windows are all legal, but my back window is dark as, because it's legal in vans. Have fun removing and replacing the tint ya poor guy.
foolycooly:
My mistake, and don't worry my missus, is quite the same.
Hope you like this story I found.
My sister and I were watching a movie and, not wanting to miss any of the film, we were each trying to convince the other to get up and get drinks. My 4-year-old nephew overheard our bickering, left the room and returned with two dripping cups of water. He must have expended tons of energy to push a...
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My sister and I were watching a movie and, not wanting to miss any of the film, we were each trying to convince the other to get up and get drinks. My 4-year-old nephew overheard our bickering, left the room and returned with two dripping cups of water. He must have expended tons of energy to push a...
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brite_red_scream:
HAHAHA....i sooooooo could see my daughter bringing me toilet water....kids are friggin' hilarious! i can't wait to re tell the crazy tales of my daughters adventures to her when she gets older
sydni:
if my boyfriend would just return my call, I would tell him who's the boss.....aargh!!!
where do you get all of these hilarious tales to tell us??? i love them.....
where do you get all of these hilarious tales to tell us??? i love them.....
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That...
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"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That...
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sydni:
P.S. nice ass is always nice!!!
P.S. nice ass is always nice!!!
vudugrl:
bwahahaha!!! 
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in...
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sydni:
I would hope that you would pick sex over icecream....although espresso chip is an awesome flavor...hmmm. there should be a way to combine the two without the sticky cleanup-I'll do some research....haha!!!
and yet again you make me chuckle with your humor
take care luv!!!
and yet again you make me chuckle with your humor
take care luv!!!
vudugrl:
shut up! 
hurrumphh...i knew i shouldn't have answered that goddamn question.
hurrumphh...i knew i shouldn't have answered that goddamn question.
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years...
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sydni:
I will, I promise 
foolycooly:
Good to see you like foolycooly man, it's a great show, I found a Lord canti tv robot action figure today, ahhh what i would waste $ on if i had it. Good to see you like cowboy bebop too, i love that show man, and the movie was gold. That story's funny as, and your tattoo sounds sick, I always thought george clooney would've been much cooler, if he had gotten his dusk till dawn tatt for real.
Have a great one.
Have a great one.
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down...
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poem:
hehe cute
rhyn:
Hey 838..give me a call so I can apologize to your wife.....I can't beleive I was acting like that....sorry if I offended you when I spanked your wifes ass.....I fell so stupid....I was a jackass lastnight....I do remember falling of the chair with 815.......I was so drunk
Mr. and Mrs. Whale are swimming along in the ocean when they come across some stranded sailors in a lifeboat. Mr. says to Mrs. Whale, "Hey, go blow some bubbles under their boat and see what happens!"
"I don't know," Mrs. Whale says, "well, ok." So she gets right under the boat and start blowing bubbles. Suddenly the boat turns over and all the sailors...
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"I don't know," Mrs. Whale says, "well, ok." So she gets right under the boat and start blowing bubbles. Suddenly the boat turns over and all the sailors...
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rhyn:
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rhyn:
I'll see you at work.... 
London,
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier,...
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The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier,...
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rhyn:
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rhyn:
Come on 838...update your journal!!!!!
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