What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Techincal Manuals?
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons...
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons...
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falias:
dr. seuss! 
poem:
no, I don't. I don't drive 
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The...
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Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The...
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falias:
thats too funny 
THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a...
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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a...
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bliss:
Thanks doll!
vlo:
rough play...mami likes it 
Different degrees of blondeness
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast...
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast...
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foolycooly:
Funny stuff bro.
Spewing about the orders from management, I am sure will be able to get away with it again once the heat is off. Hope you got everything done that you needed to.
Have a great weekend.
p.s. good luck with your asperations to be a police officer.
[Edited on Oct 23, 2004 5:05AM]
Spewing about the orders from management, I am sure will be able to get away with it again once the heat is off. Hope you got everything done that you needed to.
Have a great weekend.
p.s. good luck with your asperations to be a police officer.
[Edited on Oct 23, 2004 5:05AM]
rhyn:
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:07AM]
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:07AM]
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andromeda:
I love your sense of humor.
foolycooly:
That's an insanely cool mohawk for the little fella, he looks like a great kid.
hehe nice list.
I wanna find a job with days off during the week, so when I have kids I can take em surfing on the crowdless weekdays.
What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking?
hehe nice list.
I wanna find a job with days off during the week, so when I have kids I can take em surfing on the crowdless weekdays.
What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking?
Things you would love to say at work. Part 1
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really...
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really...
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love:
That's for knowing who the Humanoid Typhoon is!!!
xoxo
edited to say: finger=I got bit by an iguana.
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 12:40PM]
That's for knowing who the Humanoid Typhoon is!!!
xoxo
edited to say: finger=I got bit by an iguana.
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 12:40PM]
falias:
humanoid typhoon is vash the stampeed!
he has to be a really sexy animated man.
in my dreams i am in love with vash!
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 3:26PM]
he has to be a really sexy animated man.
in my dreams i am in love with vash!
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 3:26PM]
Q: What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
A: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
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rhyn:
I bet you came up with that joke...sounds like something you'd say. 
sydni:
it's recipientS (plural)
This is an actual job application that a 75 year
old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.
NAME: George Martin
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right
woman (or at least, one who'll cooperate).
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I
was in a position to be...
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old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.
NAME: George Martin
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right
woman (or at least, one who'll cooperate).
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I
was in a position to be...
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rhyn:
I have a new pic of my little girl...check it out! She's beautiful just like me. 
[Edited on Oct 15, 2004 8:06AM]
[Edited on Oct 15, 2004 8:06AM]
rhyn:
My daughter does not look like her dad!! Bite your tongue....I think that's her dad..JK! You know she looks like me give it up.
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:05AM]
You know she looks like me give it up. [Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:05AM]
This is for all you passenger and backseat drivers. I know that my wife is one of them.
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband one morning. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. Too MANY! Turn them over. Turn them over NOW! We need...
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband one morning. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. Too MANY! Turn them over. Turn them over NOW! We need...
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rhyn:
Like (10) pounds is really gonna show. Give me a break. Your tall so it won't show.
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:01AM]
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:01AM]