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noctem:
Glad you liked it, I'll find some more for ya...
darklis:
Cute. 
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rhyn:
so how are the twins?
arsenic:
*hugs* Thank you! 
Q&A, adult versions
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. BEAT IT - we're closed.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q. What's the speed limit...
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Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. BEAT IT - we're closed.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q. What's the speed limit...
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sydni:
hahaha!
thanks honey! for the jokes, and the well wishes!
thanks honey! for the jokes, and the well wishes!
rhyn:
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:12AM]
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:12AM]
A series of things said in court:
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
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odette:
tank you! 
darklis:
I love those court "thingies" Someone guessed my name.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel
with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover
your bald...
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doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel
with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover
your bald...
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bombshellbetty:
Oh dear! That's funny.
Thanks for the birthday wishes a little while back.
Thanks for the birthday wishes a little while back.
noctem:
Thanks for the comment man....I'll figure stuff out eventually...
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of...
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Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of...
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foolycooly:
Happy Birthday to your wife. She looks like a lovely lady, and she must be to put up with you and your bad jokes hehe.
Ahh well, my girlfriend really isn't much of a fan of the site either, but it's hard to understand the community without being a member.
All the best to both of you, and many happy returns.
Ahh well, my girlfriend really isn't much of a fan of the site either, but it's hard to understand the community without being a member.
All the best to both of you, and many happy returns.
rhyn:
Happy Birthday Val!! Hope you had fun lastnight. 838 you could have posted a better picture of Val.
Hey everyone...Val is even more beautiful in person. I guess you don't look all that bad either.
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Hey everyone...Val is even more beautiful in person. I guess you don't look all that bad either.
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:10AM]
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of...
Read More
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of...
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Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled
over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on
the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the
window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him in the head
with the stick.
The driver says, "What the heck was that for?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you...
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over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on
the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the
window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him in the head
with the stick.
The driver says, "What the heck was that for?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you...
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ash:
wow .. u have twins??? how old?? boys? girls? both??
sydni:
it's angelina, dork! 
This just in from Texas....
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him!
Nothing in the world...
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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him!
Nothing in the world...
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brite_red_scream:
hehehe...only an aggie who would do such a thing! P.S....Post pics of your costume for all to see!